Rum Blogging – A Blogger’s Perspective

Rum Blogging - A Blogger's Perspective Article by the fat rum pirateRum Blogging – A Blogger’s Perspective. Starting this blog was one of the most challenging, yet rewarding things I have done in my adult life. The first thing which became immediately apparent to me was that my general grammar and ability to actually write something, had slipped considerably. I had after all left Full Time Education some18 years prior. It is still far from perfect!

Computers or rather computer software such as Word and Excel has left us lazy and overly reliant on things like spellcheck and formulae. These correct and calculate things as we go. For all of my adult life, I have worked as a Civil Servant. Which has involved sending out pre-written forms and letters. For good reason, most communications to the great British public are carefully vetted and approved before being allowed to be used.

So, I have in many ways been able to get through adult life without really having to sit down and write anything of even a fair to medium level of complexity or length.

I am aware of incorrect apostrophes, spelling mistakes, mis-used words and completely made up ones appearing on this blog. Likely in this article.

Although, I may not be the biggest fan of the term, I am very much a Blogger rather than a writer. For me a writer would be someone qualified in some way, so they can use such a term. Whether that be through formal qualifications, such as being a journalist or maybe because they had something published and paid for doing so.

If you look up the term “Blog” the following definition applies

“a regularly updated website or web page, typically one run by an individual or small group, that is written in an informal or conversational style.

My site is very definitely updated regularly and my style, warts and all, including all the things already mentioned is very informal! I also hope it has a conversational flow. One of my favourite bloggers is actually a vlogger called Ralfy Mitchell, who runs the very popular Whisky (and other quality spirits) review Youtube site Ralfy.com

Ralfy is very knowledgeable and, by his own admission a whisky anorak. However, despite being very serious about his whisky he is entertaining, engaging, amusing and occasionally a bit ranty. He keeps you thoroughly engrossed throughout his videos.

I have tried to keep the tone of my blog serious but not overtly so. I still try and keep a little bit of me in each review, much like Ralfy does. If this blog comes anywhere near being as influential as Ralfy’s I will consider myself to have done a job well done. I don’t think it is going to happen but I can still keep on trying.

All this being said, I am not the best writer in the Rum World. There are numerous others who can but things far more eloquently than myself. People with a much better understanding and usage of the English language. I arguably could write a little better. I certainly could cut out some of the mistakes. The thing is it is not in my nature, unlike other reviewers to write notes in advance. Nor do I have numerous “sessions” with a rum trying to identify and verify all the tastes and sensations they have experienced.

When I come to write a review it is very often done in one sitting. I usually take around an hour to go from a blank page to a review, complete with background research, photos (the one thing which is done in advance by my very supportive wife) and the nosing/tasting notes of the chosen rum. I have a quick scan through, bear in mind I’ve likely had a few glasses of said rum, to make sure it reads okay. It will then either be published immediately or a draft saved for a later date. I do usually re-read a draft prior to publishing it. Sometimes……

I’m the type of person who spends quite a lot of time thinking about things, so when I come to write I usually have a pretty good idea already sketched out in my mind. I’m also impatient and like to get things “done”. I can’t stand people that piss about procrastinating over things. Nothing iriritates my more people who cannot make a decision and hum and ha and dilly dally.

At the end of the day if one of my reviews is a bit shit, I’m sure people will be quick to tell me!

Now as well as establishing that I am not the greatest writer in the world, I will also advise all potential bloggers on the other major pitfall in starting a blog. WordPress. Now WordPress is a great tool for self-publishing on the Internet. I am not sure how easy other blogging platforms such as Wix and Blogger are but WordPress has a pretty difficult learning curve.

It is a lot more difficult to get a web site looking and behaving as you would like than you might imagine. You can lose days searching for the light “plug in” to send emails to your followers or hours upon hours trying to get a menu or table to go where you want it to go and behave as you wish. I can’t do any computer coding or anything like that. I see computers as functional tools designed to make my life easier. They can program themselves as far as I’m concerned. There is good reason why a lot of blogs do not change their layout or add much by way of new features during their life cycle. We aren’t all techies.

Another thing about blogging, especially if you take like I have the earlier definition seriously is, you have to be constantly working on it. If you are looking to set up a blog because you think it will be great to receive free rum and free entry to Rum Events etc then be prepared to play the long game. In fact you are better off just forgetting about this as you should be focusing on writing a good blog and gaining a sizeable following. The rest will come if you put the work in.

Now, some bloggers the aforementioned Ralfy is one such blogger who steadfastly refuse samples. Some do this to remain independent and impartial, such as Ralfy. Others feel that the 2,3 and 5cl samples routinely dished out by the “bigger” producers are not sufficient to base an opinion on. In the main though such bloggers are a rarity because it can get very tempting to take up offers of free rum.

I did start off with a view to not accepting samples. This is quite an easy thing to do early on. Especially if like me for the first 9 months you “fly under the radar” and remain anonymous.

Now, in and ideal world the best websites by the best bloggers/writers etc would be the most viewed and most popular. Unfortunately, as with nearly every form of the arts the “best” do not always rise to the top.

Another thing to consider if you are thinking of becoming a blogger is how do you get your site viewed? I’ve learned a few things about how search engines work and how you can increase your ranking with search engines so more people visit your site. However, you have to use whatever means necessary to get views on your site for all this to kick in. Search Engine Optimisation is a great way to ensure your website gets viewed. In basic terms Search Engine Optimisation is a way of “making” the likes of Google rank your website “higher” in its page ranking than other sites based on keywords and phrases.

In addition to this you can also use Google Analytics to help with the ranking. This enables google to check how popular your website is and this can also help with the page ranking. Basically if you can get your site on the first page of a google search under popular keywords and phrases you are onto a winner.

Advertising is obviously a quick way to get hits depending on your budget. To try and get a starter blog up to say 10,000 views per month I would imagine it costs a pretty penny.

Thing is there is plenty of scope for “free advertising”. As well as setting up your online blog you will also need Social Media accounts. Believe me my traffic increased dramatically when I went public on Social Media in particular Facebook.

There are a lot of Rum Groups on Facebook. I joined pretty much everyone I could find. At the time not many bloggers were doing what I did. Basically I shared a link to every new review I wrote. This clearly wasn’t to everyones “tastes” and a few of the older guard of Rum Bloggers (most of whoms blogs were at the time largely inactive or only very fleetingly updated) weren’t overly impressed with this “spamming” of the Rum Forums. Fuck em.

However, only one or two of the group owners approached me requesting I remove my links or post less regularly. I noted this all down. Around a year later one of these group owners kindly informed me he had re-considered his decision and I could post some links to his group. My response was quite a way from being a yes.

Without Facebook and to a lesser extent Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest I probably would have abandoned the blog as it simply would never have got enough hits to sustain my interest. As a blogger I spend around 5 to 6 hours per week on the site. Which may not sound a lot, but it is when you have a young family. It’s not really worth it if only 12 people are seeing a review..

Some bloggers will tell you they aren’t bothered about the amount of hits they receive. I honestly don’t understand or see any logic in this. I don’t spend all this time writing my blog for no-one to read it!

Anyway, back to receiving samples. Now most of the very popular Spirits Review sites are helped by paid for advertising and as well as receiving samples from producers. They actually also get paid to feature beer, wines and spirits. These websites get visitor numbers, which any blogger is very unlikely to come close to achieving. You simply won’t get offered all the goodies they get.

Until a blog starts to get visitors it will not get offered freebies. Some bloggers in particular those that use Instagram (rather than having a “proper” website for a blog), seem far more comfortable going out and asking for freebies. Now, unless you’ve already got links in the industry it is unlikely that any reputable or famous producers will be sending you any samples, even if you approach them.

Initially, you are more likely to receive offers from smaller less established brands. It’s quite flattering at first and you’ll likely find it quite exciting especially your first “freebie”.

Now I’ve never “disclosed” on the website if I have been sent anything by the producer, distributor or brand ambassador. A number of review websites have disclaimers which disclose that they will always reveal when they have received free samples. The disclaimer always includes the fact that the review will not be influenced by the sample.

Which as far as I am concerned the very fact you feel the need to reveal this suggests to me it already has been. You doth protest too much methinks.

If anyone thinks this is an unfair assessment always look for a bloggers lowest score. Contrast this with their scoring scale. A lot of bloggers use the 50-100 scale. Yet most might as well be using 75-100. Now whilst a score of 75 on this scale is pretty much “average” it really doesn’t look as bad at 5/10. You’ll find that most rums scored around this mark are often noted as being good mixers. Even when they are clearly priced above this and trying to position themselves as “Premium”.

Now bloggers have a lot of reasons why they don’t use the full breadth of their scoring system. The most popular one is that they do not review “inferior” (in their eyes) or budget rum. My blog wasn’t set up to give other Rum Geeks a hard on or to make others green with envy over my latest sample of some 25 year old Caroni that was sold out over 10 years ago.

I’ll review anything that has “rum” on it. The only way to stop people buying rubbish is to tell them what is rubbish and why. Some people are on tight budgets. They may only have £20 to spend on a bottle of rum. Now at this price point they can certainly buy more bad rum than good. If they aren’t told otherwise. There are plenty of good rums available at every price point.

A lot of bloggers don’t use the lower end of the scoring system because they do not want to risk their flow of samples ending. So you will see quite a few reviews were relationships and often friendships are revealed. Sooner or later this relationship will be tested by a not so good quality product. It can be interesting how creative some reviews can be of fairly poor spirits. Is it really a Premium Mixer or is it not really just a terrible sip?

Of course no blogger will ever admit to an “enhanced” review. I’ve never written anything other than the truth in a review. I would say were this ever to  be challenged I could present a more credible amount of evidence than many other bloggers. Some bloggers have went from blogging to working in the industry. Good luck but once you have crossed that line your impartiality and independence will always be questioned. You can’t really remain as a truly independent rum blogger, certainly not a reviewer if you have financial interests in certain brands or producers.

For the record I do receive samples from producers. I do review them. I get them fairly regularly. However, I keep most of my interactions with producers and third parties (such as The Whisky Exchange and Master of Malt) at arms length. There is certainly no guarantee of a favourable review. Not a chance. No sample review is submitted to them prior to publication.

I do have a policy for samples though and I no longer accept anything I have experience of being poor quality or questionable rum.

Captain Morgan Jack O Blast Spiced Rum Review by the fat rum pirateA good few years back an advertising agency approached me wanting to send me a sample of Captain Morgan Pumpkin Blast in time for Halloween. As the agency was based in California, I didn’t expect them to send the sample. I gave my name and address and forgot all about it.

Around a week later, a package arrived inside was a70cl bottle of Captain Morgan Pumpkin Blast. This was accompanied by an email suggesting ways I could promote the “rum” on Social Media. I received two further emails over the next few days outlining signature serves and some hashtags etc to use in my Social Media posts.

I decided to get in touch with the agency. I explained to them about the site and how I hadn’t expected the sample and I would write a review but it might not be very favourable.

To my surprise I got an email back around half an hour later. The agency apologised for not reading more of my site. They did however say I was fine to publish a review even if I hated the rum as it was all good publicity. I never got offered any more samples.

Now, of course a review is just one mans opinion or in some instances the concensus of a couple of writers on a writing team. The biggest get out clause whenever a Blogger or a Rum Enthusiast has his opinion of a rum questioned is “Taste is subjective”. Now as far as your average non-blogger is concerned, I can live with this. However, I do not buy into the idea that someone who has set themselves up as Rum Blogger should use such a lame excuse.

Now, I am not saying that as a Rum Blogger I am in anyway an Expert on Rum. I always laugh when bloggers add such monikers in their About Information or make claims to be anything other than a humble blogger. I’ve never felt the need to big myself up and I would prefer others to give me any such acclaim. Though I suspect most of the names I will be called might not fall into this category.

However, if you set up a blog and start reviewing rum you are suggesting to me that you have some basic understanding of rum. To me you have gone beyond the “I like the taste” level of critique. I’m not expecting an expert opinion or viewpoint. Just something a bit beyond “Kraken is really sweet and smooth I love it – the best rum in the world”Kraken Rum

Now I am 100% not saying that how much you enjoy a rum shouldn’t influence your review. It should be a big part of your review.  Of course it should no dispute there.

BUT I personally think when you are reviewing a spirit as diverse as rum your own very personal tastes have to be offset slightly against a number of factors.

Early on in my rum drinking “career” I tried a couple of Rhum Agricole’s. A La Mauny VO and Saint James Royal Ambre. I remember reading about Rhum Agricole but I didn’t really believe that it would be quite as different from molasses based “Industrial” rum as it was.

I thought it was some kind of repulsive joke when I tried the La Mauny VO for the first time. In fact I thought my bottle had gone bad, been corked or something. It was completely foul. Although I didn’t review the La Mauny VO (I could barely stomach it, even with cola) I did try another cheaper agricole Saint James Rhum Ambre, which I did review.

The review is still on the site – I am currently in the process of reviewing the 40% and 45% ABV versions, and will replace the current review. The review is a display of utter ignorance and arrogance. The ramblings of a fool. It’s awful.

Put simply I hadn’t put the time in with Rhum Agricole to understand it. It is very important when reviewing any rum to try and get an understanding of what the producer is trying to achieve. If you review a White Unaged Overproof from Jamaica, don’t review it expecting it to be a elegant sipping experience best paired with a cigar. Don’t rate a cheap white rum based solely on it’s sippability. It’s not been released for that. You wouldn’t rate your Nissan Micra on it’s ability around Brands Hatch but as a functional short distance run around, it serves a perfectly good purpose.

If you don’t “like” certain styles of rum then take this into account. If you are reviewing rum across the whole diverse spectrum of rum producing nations – you will encounter styles you prefer. Approach a rum review with an understanding of what the rum is likely to taste like rather than what you might want from rum.

Rhum Agricole still isn’t my preferred style of rum but I can now recognise when I have a good example, of such a rum in my glass. I’ve read up on it, asked Agricole lovers and producers to get a better understanding. We are all always learning no matter how knowledgable we think we are.

I’ll make a little caveat at this stage, whilst I am open to all styles of rum/rhum I do not consider additive laden rum to be a category in it’s own right. I do not accept the likes of Plantation’s view that the double ageing and use of sugar syrup is a “house style” as some have suggested. I still judge their rums on those against others from the nation of origin. So Plantation Xaymaca is judged against other Jamaican rums.

In general when it comes to sweetened rums I take a dim view of the practice. As more often than not they are up to other deceptive practices. They usually offer little by way of tangible information on their products. There are no minimum age statements or any guarantee of quality. I don’t really afford them any leeway the additives usually just kill the “rum”.

I think it’s also important to try and get some decent information on how a rum is produced. We don’t need as much information as some might advocate. Method of distillation, age of the rum(s), barrels aged in and where aged are all important factors. Along with this I would also say price has to be factored in to any overall score. It is a very significant factor. More so than many might suggest.

Saint James Royal Ambre 45% Rum Review by the fat rum pirateNow I know some people will be a little aghast that I am even daring to suggest that your review shouldn’t relate totally to how much you enjoy the spirit. I strongly believe it should but I think a more basic understanding of what is in front of you is merited, if you are going to review as a blogger. If the rest of the world thinks Rhum JM XO is a great example of Rhum Agricole but you think it’s pish because you “don’t like Agricole”.

Probably best parking that review. You run the risk of looking (like I did) like an uninformed prat.

Anyway should your blog “take off” you’ll likely receive a few invites to Rum Events and Rum Festivals. Most of these take place in London. So whilst I am unable to attend many of these events, I also avoid the obligation in many cases. There are plenty bloggers and industry hangers on who will gladly attend the opening of a crisp packet. You then just have to await the gushing praise for the brand over the coming days accompanied by various soundbites parroting the Brand Ambassador. All very tedious.

When I attend Rum Festivals I go as a grateful participant. I always make a point of thanking the organisers for any free entry they may have granted. For the last few Rum Festivals I haven’t worn any “identifying” clothing. It can however be difficult to try and pretend to be a punter when people know or recognise me.

I try not to tell people I’m a blogger when I visit a stand. A lot of people from most etablished brands know me but if I go unrecognised I do not mention being a blogger. I will chat and try the producers rum. If I like them and what they are doing I will hand them a card. Especially if they are a small producer doing something interesting. Unfortunately, you don’t tend to hear back very often from these brands. With so many rums out there I often lose track or forget who I have met.

As a blogger Rum Festivals are a good way of getting a better perspective of the market. It is easy for a Rum Enthusiast to think the “Rum World” are all drinking Foursquare Exceptional Cask Series, Hampden DOK or Independent Demerara Rum bottlings. Even at London Rum Festival, where a considerable number of people with Caribbean heritage attend, there are still a lot of casual Kraken and Coke drinkers and people thinking “smooth” sweetened junk like Don Papa is great rum.Hydrometer Tests by the fat rum pirate

As far as the rum blogging scene is concerned it has changed dramatically. A number of more established Rum Blogs have fallen by the wayside or are simply hardly ever updated. New blogs have sprouted up with huge dedication and enthusiasm….for a few months. Before being mothballed or going on a break.

It is perhaps more fragmented than before, with very different views and perspectives. Which is a reflection very much of how the Rum Scene in general has “split” since additives were exposed.

The next few years will be very interesting.

 

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  • An Interview with Peter Holland

    An Interview with Peter Holland by the fat rum pirateAn Interview with Peter Holland. Normally when conducting an interview (and it has been a while) I note what their rum “connection” is in the title. With Peter that was going to make for a very long title, so instead we’ll just let Peter tell us all about his numerous roles in the UK and Global Rum Scene.

    Now, first up Peter is arguably the second most well known “Rum Personality” in the UK. He is beaten into second place by The Global Rum Ambassador  Ian Burrell, who thanks to his regular television appearances on Channel 4 and globe trotting escapades is probably number one in the world as well as the UK.

    Peter is one of the “old guard” of Rum Commentators. He started The Floating Rum Shack long before I could even legally drink rum. Okay, okay that’s clearly a blatant lie.

    Anyway, I won’t ramble on too long as Peter is way more interesting. So here goes…..

    1. Firstly please give an introduction on yourself and your role in the rum world. 

    This is not so brief but I think my role is somewhat more complicated than some

    So I find myself working full time in the world of Rum, meaning there’s pretty much no limits to what I could do. However I would say that I’m pretty much educational events lead – that might be working Rum Festivals, or hosting Rum Clubs, or drinks industry trainings. I generally work a few days a month for Foursquare Distillery as Brand Ambassador – predominantly trade focused. And a bit more than that for ATOM Supplies in terms of being their Rum contact, and Brand Ambassador for That Boutique-y Rum Company. Throughout 2019 I was pretty much brand focused – and that’s great as both are fab brands to be associated with – but I felt like I was losing my TheFloatingRumShack identity, and so 2020 has seen me try to balance that angle out a little better.

    All of this seems loopy given my background is mechanical engineering, and I’d never worked in a bar before starting a Rum Website: TheFloatingRumShack.com. I started dating a lovely lady, who later became my wife – she is of Caribbean extraction – and hanging around her folks kinda started the Rum journey.

    A set of personal circumstances lead to the desire to start something that would be a counter point of the stresses of the day job, and perhaps take our minds off the personal circumstances. Registered the website in August 2008, started posting from February 2009 – never really looked back. Found a style, lived close enough to the action to be regularly involved, met lots of people, and generally had a find old time. Our stats on the website were quite amazing I think, however google changed some algorithms and things dropped a lot – fortunately by then, I was a known character, and stats weren’t enough. 2013 the company I worked for was brought by an American corp and the future looked far more stressful than I felt mentally able to keep up with. So, I jumped ship, and as of April 2014, my company started trading, and I looked to earn a buck in the industry. Things became rather complicated with the arrival of my little girl in 2016, but by and large whilst I seem to be mostly skint, I’m generally happy with life.

    I consider myself to be an advocate for authentic Rum. There’s money to be earned with brands that are not entirely honest with their approach to Rum making, and for the sake of any perceived image, I really cannot work with or even support them. This means the scope for earning is reduced a fair bit. The thing is I also realise that the world of Rum drinkers vary in their experience and desired, and that nine tenths, or more wouldn’t give a shit who I worked with. I guess I know, and I can only stay true to myself.

    2. Obviously COVID-19 has been devastating to the hospitality industry, we cannot avoid this fact, it has had a huge impact on us all. How damaging has it been to your business/role and what have you done to try and minimise this?

    As of the middle of March, all the event work I had lined up – thousands of pounds worth of work over the next few months was all cancelled. Not immediately – it took a few days, but I, along with the rest of the drinks industry quite rightly had to accept our place in a lockdown situation. Quite frankly it gave me the willies.

    The income of a number of brands has dropped off the cliff, as the on-trade tends to make up quite a lot of their revenue stream, with marketing budgets written off accordingly. The levels of fear for the future is palpable, and the longer things go on, the greater the chances of bars and brands closing permanently, with loss of jobs and livelihoods of people I count as friends.

    Retailers such as Master of Malt and The Whisky Exchange have seen their revenue streams increase significantly, as lockdown is far more tolerable with a bevvy in hand, so the impact across the industry is not entirely consistent. I’m lucky and exceptionally grateful in that I’ve the support of my two main clients, and thus far I’ve been able to continue the extra projects that complete the normal month by pivoting somewhat – Twitter Tastings particularly – although I don’t think this is going to be so easy to sustain moving forward. I’m very lucky, many others are in a far worse position.

    Keeping people busy mentally is important. If I can lay on events that are an opportunity to learn something, as well as be a nice distraction to the humdrum, then that’s my objective. I’m still looking to bring people to the category, rather than preach to the choir, and that’s actually quite important to me – breaking down the negative image that Rum has in the mass market.

    There are plenty of events out there right now that people can pay to be a part of, whether it’s via a tasting set, or buying into a virtual room. I guess I’m still trying to not make cost a bar to education. Brand awareness is a marketing expense, hence me not charging for the Twitter Tastings, and I’ll try to continue that for as long as I can. But I’m keen to add some Rum category chat into the mix – and have just lined up some Instagram Live events, and despite what I’ve just said about cost, I’ve given in – and pointed people in the direction of something they could buy to taste along with us. I just don’t have the money to fund sample sets out of my pocket. The events are chat lead, but I’ve no intention of doing it entirely dry – a tot or two is entirely appropriate.

    3. Lets go back to some happier times. What first attracted you to the Rum World? What were your first experiences with rum?

    I guess the diversity was the biggest draw. My first UK RumFest was such an eye-opener. Most people end up at RumFest, because they are already into Rum. Pauline and I went the first time, because we happened to be in London that weekend and wanted something interesting to do. Bloody glad I went though. My life would have been very, very different.

    My first experiences were mostly a Captain Morgan Spiced and coke, or perhaps a Mount Gay Eclipse, if we could get it. Very simple but it grew and grew post RumFest. I’ve drunk far too much coke over the years. No shame in that though – had a couple this evening.

    4. How do you think the Rum World has changed over the past 5 years? Where do you see the Rum World in another 5 years? Where would you like to be in 5 years?

    The last five years is all about the flow of information – it’s increased so much – technology makes it all so much more possible. Information and a more exacting focus on sharp practice. The realities are that we are just so much more connected. Increased interest has feedback on itself, and whilst the conversation has moving into the trade and specialist press – regrettably it’s not yet finding its way into the mainstream.

    So, my hope is that this will be rectified in the next five years. It may be that EU Regs, or the like will do this for us, but I think all those that care just need to keep chipping away the best we can. Right now, I’m responding to your questions – and I see The Fat Rum Pirate as being a safe port for Authentic Rum.

    Just prior to this I was responding to questions from Drinks International, so a different reach, and demographic, not all of which are accepting of change. Fingers crossed most of my responses make it through the edit.

    5. What is your stance on additives in rum? Would you like to see more Universal Regulation?

    There is no reason to allow additives in Rum. If a Rum is flavoured, then it must be identified as such. Universal regulation is impossible, because there isn’t a global authority – and I’m sure the UN won’t pass a resolution. I live in hope that the big producers get together and mutually agree some descriptors that allow the customer to know that they are drinking something that contains more than spirit and water.

    6. Speaking of rules and regulations what is your opinion on the current issues over the Barbados/Jamaica rum GI proposals?

    I don’t see any reason to weaken the current Jamaican GI, or to continue to go against the wishes of the majority of Barbados producers in the development of theirs. The world is not black or white – there are shades of grey, and the use of seawater in fermentation for example doesn’t phase me one way or the other – that sort of detail either adds something, or it doesn’t.

    The primary sticking points seem to revolve around the addition of sugar in both cases, or the weakening of the country of origins name, but suggesting that you can take the Rum, bugger around with it for years and years and still claim it’s a Barbados or Jamaica Rum. Neither of these really make any sense, except for commercial gain. It’s not in the national interest, just the producer in question.

    7. What do you hope to “bring” to the rum community?

    I bring a category wide experience, with a balanced view. I also generally find I can explain or break down concepts reasonably easily. My jam is to do it face to face – and there is a thrill in making the breakthrough.

    An Interview with Peter Holland by the fat rum pirate8. Where is best to find you on Social Media etc?

    I’m reachable via my TheFloatingRumShack, Doorly’s UK, as well as my Boutique-y Pete social media channels. I’m on email, WhatsApp, Facebook messenger etc.

    I’ve never really been one for hanging around on forums, and I’m amazed that anyone really has that much time. I certainly don’t. I know I should engage more – but other people seem to be so happy to jump in all the time – so why repeat what has been said? Also, I don’t have the patience to argue with idiots online. Life is too short for that shit. I’m also happier to chat to someone directly.

    9. Which rum producers are your current favourites?

    In no particular order, and not just limited to: Rhum JM, Foursquare, Worthy Park, Hampden Estate, Mount Gay, St Lucia Distillers, Rhum Clement, Rhum La Favorite, O Reizinho, Engenos do Norte, That Boutique-y Rum Company, The Real McCoy… Honestly, the list of Authentic Rum producers is not short.

    10. Finally, what is your idea of the perfect rum drink or cocktail?

    There is no single perfect drink – unless we’re talking about a straight measure.

    So there you have it some great answers, to a few questions that some Rum Writers are more than happy to continually swerve. Also a useful insight into how the Rum World is dealing with our current situation, under Lockdown here in the UK.

    Thanks very much for your time Peter and hope to see you soon!

    An Interview with Peter Holland by the fat rum pirate

  • Bristol Classic Rum Fine Cuban Rum

    Bristol Cuban Rum Review by the fat rum pirateCuban Rum has been in the headlines quite a bit lately due to the news of the Cuban/US embargo being at least partially lifted.

    Bristol Classic Rum have also been high on the radar in the Rum World due to a number of new expressions hitting the markets in recent months.  Bristol really seem to be expanding into different countries to increase their repetoir of fine rums.

    Rums from distilleries such as Barbancourt and Foursquare have continued to grow respect and love for Bristol Classic Rum along with their classic Port Morants (sic) and other Demerara Rums.

    The rum under review today is a 10 year old Cuban rum from the Sancti Spiritus Distillery in Central Cuba.  Which has been in operation since 1946.  This rum has recently been re-released with an extra 2 years ageing 2003-2015.  This one is 2003-2013.

    The presentation of the Bristol series of rums is something I really like.  I like the hand made aspect to the stickers on each tube and the consistent choice of bottle and tube.  I don’t know why but I like a consistent brand identity.  This Cuban rum comes with pale blue labelling.  The label gives all the details required regarding the rum.  10 year old rum from the Sancti Spiritus Distillery distilled in 2003 bottled in 2013.  It notes that the rum is column distilled (as with most “ron”).  Matured in charred oak barrels (Bourbon).  It is another rum which the CEO of Bristol Rum John Barrett notes as to “enjoy on the rocks, with your favourite mixer or in good “cocktails”.  This is something many rum snobs should note!

    Overall, I haven’t been that impressed with Cuban rum and “ron” in general.  I find its light style works well when mixed but offers little excitement, on many occasions when aged.  Still there are always rums out there that can surprise.

    A bottle of this rum in the UK will set you back around £40-45 for a 70cl.  It is bottled at 43% ABV.

    Much like Bristol’s Diamond 1998 I find that the nose on this rum is quite “vegetal” with Bristol Cuban rum Review by the fat rum piratesome very grassy like notes and a kind of plant like spiciness.  A further nosing reveals some nice notes of light fruits. Green Apple and a Pears.  Some little oak ageing is also in the mix with some notes of slightly spicy pepper and some light slightly vegetal like woodiness.  It’s very clean and smells almost “fresh” like a freshly mowed field.

    Sipping the rum offers very nice crisp, clean experience.  It’s not a big hitting rum like say a Jamaican or Caroni nor is it similar to the more premium sugary kind of rums.  It does have quite a lot of complexity and flavour but it is subtle.  Again much like the Diamond 1998 – that is not a “full on” Demerara but is good on its own merits.

    It is most like Mezan’s Panama or Barbancourt 8 (without the wine/cognac like notes).  It’s very smooth and easy sipping with a lot of light and vibrant flavours.  Light fruits as mentioned, some very well balanced light oak and a finish which gives a nice peppery flavour, mixed with some charred bourbon sweet/sour like notes.

    As a sipper, I wouldn’t put in the upper tier of but is a very enjoyable easy going drink.

    However, whilst mixing this rum gives good results it’s perhaps at the upper end of most peoples budgets when it comes to mixing drinks.  Maybe adding a bit class to special cocktails is its best use rather than having it as an everyday Rum and Coke mixer.

    It’s not quite as rich and complex as the Mezan Panama.  I suppose many will expect me to compare this to Havana Club rums but it doesn’t display much of the tobacco and petrol notes of the younger Havana Club rums.  It doesn’t have all that much in common with the Seleccion de Maestro offering either.  It’s quite a distinctive rum.

    This rum definitely offers something different and is certainly one I am pleased to have tried.  A hard rum to try and pigeon hole.

    3.5 stars

     

     

     

  • Sagatiba Cristalina Cachaca Pura

    Sagatiba Cristalina Cachaca Rum review by the fat rum pirateSagatiba Cristalina Cachaca Pura. In all honesty I had quite forgotten this brand of cachaça even existed. Way back in 2009 before I had really started any kind of rum or cachaça journey I enjoyed the occasional bottle of Bacardi. Back then that was “premium” to me and yes we are talking about the Carta Blanca and flavoured variants.

    I can remember, on honeymoon in Australia back in 2009, coming across Sagatiba. At the time the owners of the brand were trying very hard to market it. I saw it next to the Bacardi and asked a bartender what it was. Is it rum?

    “Kind of” he said. “I’m not really sure what it is – it’s not very nice though tastes kind of funny” Armed with this knowledge, I asked for a shot with a coke on the side. To be fair at the time and to my fledgling uneducated taste buds it did taste kind of funny.

    Upon returning to the UK, I noticed Sagatiba popping up at a few trendier bars, however upon asking what it was the best answer I got was that it was Brasilian rum. As I noted earlier I’d just about forgotten about this brand until recently. It kind of just faded away after the initial push to bring it to market.

    I buy a lot of my mixing rums on Amazon as I have Prime so I get next day delivery and they work closely with some of the bigger supermarkets in the UK, so you often get their discounts. On browsing I noticed a bottle of Sagatiba Cristalina Cachaca Pura for £13.99. It seemed a cheaper less “premium” offering than those they had tried to bring to market back in 2009 but at £13.99 for a 70cl bottle – I thought I would give it a try.

    It’s not usually £13.99, the price has now went up to £15.99 and in fairness I would expect to see a price tag nearer £20. Sagatiba Cristalina is as the name suggests a clear white cachaça or “cachaça pura” as the label indicates. It is bottled at 38% ABV which is the lowest ABV for a cachaça (it must be between 38 and 48% ABV to be labelled as a cachaça).

    Back in 2009, I remember the Sagatiba brand being very much a “style” type of brand. However, this expression is slightly less “premium” in appearance. You get a standard bar bottle, albeit with a slightly shorter neck. Branding wise it uses the familiar Sagatiba typeface but it is fairly simple. Due to the clear nature of the spirit, the back label is visible through the front and they have decided to put a picture of a couple of parrots perching on some buildings on the reverse of the back label. Which adds a some colour to the otherwise green, black and see through colour scheme. An embossed “S” is engraved on the neck of the bottle.

    It looks a bit more fancy than a bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca I will give it that. The brand has its own website here.Sagatiba Cristalina Cachaca Rum review by the fat rum pirate

    The website states that Sagatiba was formed 12 years ago. So the brand must have began in 2006/7, depending on how up to date the website is. Orginally the brand started with the two expression to the right. Sagatiba Cachaca now has four expressions in its range. Sagatiba Cristalina is their “white” cachaça.

    The brand is owned by Campari and is produced by Campari do Brasil Ltda, Sorocaba SP, Brasil according to the back label. That doesn’t mean much to me to be honest. On further research Sorocoba is a city in Sao Paulo. A brief internet search on Sorocaba and Cachaca reveals links to Weber Haus. A well known cachaça producer.

    The Sagatiba website states the Sagatiba Cristalina is produced in a unique way. Like vodka, it is distilled more than once. The website states that is to produce a cleaner, purer spirit. In my book that is probably a more flavourless, generic spirit. Very much like vodka.

    Any further details on this cachaça are sketchy at best. It is safe to assume it is produced on a multi column still, rather than being an artisanal Pot Still product. As so many of the cachacas I have reviewed have been.

    Before I start the review I will state that just because this is produced in a particular manner, will not affect my judgement of the liquid in the bottle.

    Colour wise, I doubt anyone will be surprised to learn that is a crystal clear liquid which looks very much like a vodka or gin. No tinges of yellow or any other kind of discolouration. Such things might mean the mass market morons turn their noses up at the drink.

    Nose wise is when things get a bit more serious with Sagatiba Cristalina Cachaca Pura. To be honest this is not at all bad. Creamy and buttery with just enough sugar cane to give it a nice burst of lemon juice and some slightly acidic white wine notes. It’s well balanced and easy going but it is not lacking a little bit of punch. It is probably pretty young. So it does have some fire in its belly but at no point does it smell overly boozy or overpowering.

    I’m really pleasantly surprised by it. Sipping, again it is very easy going it’s a little spicy on the initial sip. Notes of ginger and a touch of cumin but it quickly moves onto the more familiar and slightly grassy sweet sugar cane notes. It is reminiscent of a slightly watered down or lower proof white Rhum Agricole. It’s quite tasty and very agreeable.Sagatiba Cristalina Cachaca Rum review by the fat rum pirate

    In terms of finish and mid palate it is very short. You get an initial burst of spice and then some fresh sweet sugar cane. Sagatbia Cristalina Cachaca Pura then fades very quickly into what I can only really describe as “booze”. There is little to no finish and it just kind of floats off the palate. Such a bit of alcohol burn.

    Mixed it works well but it doesn’t deliver a great deal of flavour. If you have had a few you might not even realise you have cachaça in your drink. It does become quite neutral, especially when faced with mixers such as Ginger Beer or Cola. Even Lemonade over powers it a bit.

    That said it doesn’t really do anything wrong – there is nothing out of sync or any off notes with this cachaça. It is perhaps just a bit too clean to really appeal to a cachaça enthusiast. It is close to a standard white rum in many respects.

    It’s best described as slightly above average but at the price point it’s worth having a little play around with.

     

     

     

  • Sippin Mulled Caribbean Rum

    sippinenchanced3I’m one of those people with a very short attention span who easily becomes bored or disinterested.  Fortunately I’m also one of those people blessed with no fear when it comes to trying new things.  If I go the bar for a drink and it’s well stocked with rum you would never guess what I might come back with.  If the bar isn’t well stocked with rum the guessing game becomes even more difficult.  I love rum but I have plenty of it at home.  I don’t always have to drink rum.

    I don’t always have to drink the same type of rum either.  Rhum Agricole and Cachaca aside I have found enjoyment in most styles of rum over the past few years.  I have learnt that one Cuban rum is not the same as all Cuban offerings.  I have also learned not to dismiss rum on the basis of having a bad rum by the same distiller/producer.

    So here I am just a few days before Christmas with a delivery from Sippin UK of their very seasonal Mulled Rum.  The Sippin tagline is Caribbean Rum with London Flavour.  I sincerely hope that flavour isn’t jellied eels……..

    Sippin are newcomers to the scene and their “Head Sipper” Damian’s father hails originally from Trinidad and Tobago.  The rum used in the blend is aged 3,5 and 8-year-old Trini rum.  With Angostura being the only distillery on the island I am immediately thinking of the very smooth Angostura 1919 which is aged 8 years.

    Sippin is housed in a very sleek and contemporary rectangular bottle.  It is modern and the branding is clear and uncluttered.  It also has a very good cork stopper which makes a fantastic pop!  Sippin must take particular credit in being honest about what the rum contains.  Very few producers would confess to adding caramel to make the rum more easy-going.  The rum is bottled at 37.5% (decent strength for a flavoured/spiced rum) and the bottle is 70cl.  The rum has not yet officially been released so I am unsure what the final retail price will be.  As far as presentation goes Sippin have definitely got something which will appeal to the consumer either behind a bar on in a shop.sippinenchanced2

    Unlike most spiced rum’s Sippin does exactly what it says on the tin.  It’s designed for Sippin.  Along with this Mulled expression Sippin also have a Ginger, Honey and Lime rum in the pipeline for release early next year.  Sippin are hoping to appeal to both sippers and more casual spiced mixing folk.  All in all Spiced rum get’s a pretty bad reputation due its links (especially in the US) with college boy drunkenness and all that entails!  In the UK Morgan’s Spiced and Sailor Jerry dominate the Spiced market.  Sippin seem to be going for both sides of the rum market.  A bold move.

    I am advised to sip this rum and/or add some ice cubes or (especially in this weather up north!) a little hot water.  The .  aroma of Sippin Mulled is very sweet cinnamon and ginger dominate the nose.  It is strong but it isn’t like liquors such as After Shock and Fireball.  It doesn’t tingle the nostrils at all.

    When sipped the rum shows more evidence of being like a liquor.  Whilst I have criticised rum’s in the past (Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva) for going down this route I won’t do the same with Sippin Mulled.  The producers of Sippin are very open and honest about what their rum is.  The rum is smooth and viscous.  It coats the tongue and throat leaving a long finish which is full of cinnamon but also exhibits the slightly bitterness of the orange peel and spiciness of the Nutmeg.  It’s like cinnamon marmalade!

    The rum is very easy to sip neat.  It has a very sweet profile.  Ginger and Cinnamon take centre stage but you do also get a little spicy kick from the nutmeg which is very warming along with the cinnamon.  Whilst Sippin recommend water I would suggest some hot lemonade would make a very nice hot toddy.   I would suggest being a Northerner I know more about keeping warm than these Southern Softies!

    SippinenhancedWhilst I think the mulled flavours in the rum and the seasonal tie in with Christmas means this rum should be marketed as a sipper.  It’s like a lovely warm cuddle!  I feel that the Ginger, Honey and Lime might well work very well as a summer mixer with lemonade.  I say this because my wife has tried a lot of flavoured vodka.  We have tried Absolut varieties which have similar flavours.  I think perhaps a cheaper rum base could perhaps be used to market a more standard spiced mixer.

    I have enjoyed the time spent with Sippin and I will certainly be offering a few glasses around at Christmas.  (I will try my hot toddy idea!)  This isn’t a fantastically complex, hugely aged authentic sipping rum.  However, what it is, is a very good base rum which has been nicely (and authentically) flavoured.  As daft as it sounds it tastes like how I expected a Mulled Rum to taste.  Rich, warming and spicy.

    I’m not sure how to categorise this rum Flavoured or Spiced? Does it matter?  I suppose not.  I would say that this rum would be an excellent purchase for an adventurous rum lover next Christmas (or this Christmas if you can get a bottle).  There is a lot to be credited using rum’s as old as 8 years in a Spiced Rum!

    For more information

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    Final scoring

    3 stars

     

     

     

     

  • Appleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection

    Appleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection rum review by the fat rum pirateAppleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection. Earlier this month I was extremely fortunate (and humbled) to be one of 300 people, worldwide to be invited to a tasting of the Appleton Estate Hearts Collection.

    The Hearts Collection is  co-bottling between Luca Gargano of Velier and Joy Spence of Appleton Estate. They consist of three vintage rums from 1999, 1995 and 1994. These rums were hand picked and selected by Joy and Luca. Despite having a variety of vintages and barrels to choose from, they did both pick the same barrels as their favourites.

    Today I am reviewing the Appleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection. The youngest of the 3 rums in the collection. This rum is a blend of 12 casks. All the casks are the same rum marque, what marque it is is unclear as Joy would not disclose! Two of the rums in this collection are the same marque. So it was Joy’s little test for us to decide which was the odd one out.

    The casks used in this release are numbered 407819 to 407830. For the tasting I was sent 3 20cl bottle of the rum. It is noted only 300 of these bottles were produced. For the full 70cl bottle release 3000 of each rum in the collection were available.

    The recommended retail price of the rums was €220. However, due to the demand and excitement around this release bottles did sell for more at some retailers. I would expect to see a few bottlings appear on the secondary market shortly, if they haven’t already. I’m sure Italian Ebay will have a few bottles before long. Oh look they have!

    Appleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection is a single marque 100% Pot Still Rum. The rum was distilled in 1999 on a Forsyth Pot Still. It has been aged for 21 years in ex-bourbon barrels at Appleton Estate. It is entirely tropically aged. The rum has been bottled at 63% ABV and there are 855 g/100 LAA Total Congeners.

    In terms of presentation the box initially leads you to believe it is a Appleton Estate release, as unlike the Foursquare co-bottlings Appleton use their own branding and font style. It is when opening the box that you see the hallmark of a Velier bottling. The distinctive opaque Velier bottle. On the front label it is noted that the rum has been “Crafted and aged in the HEART of Jamaica” which explains why the rums have been called the Hearts Collection.

    So there you go I think I have given as much information as I have regarding the rum so lets move on to the fun part.

    In the glass Appleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection is a dark brown/mahogAppleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection rum review by the fat rum pirateany spirit with a reddish/orange hue. It is every bit the colour you would expect a 21 year old tropically aged spirit to be. From the tasting I am not sure if something was mentioned about some of the barrels being a bit older than 1999 – but I might be getting confused.

    On the nose you immediately get that rich, elegant chocolate and coconut note that will be familiar to anyone who has had Appleton 12 Year or even the new 8 Year Release. Likewise the “regular” 21 Year Old Appleton Estate.

    Further nosing reveals a slightly vinegary note alongside side some tropical fruit and banana bread. For all this is a 21 Year Old rum it is doesn’t smell particularly oaky. It is certainly not overly woody as some spirits often can be at this age. It has a really nice balance between aged spirit and more younger sweeter/vibrant notes.

    As I sometimes note with Appleton Estate 12 Year Old there is a slightly herbal note in there is well which adds a bit more complexity and interest to the nose. Notes of toffee and light caramel add a little sweetness alongside the chocolate and the gentle warming oak notes. The nose has a really good balance and harmony suggesting the rum will be equally enjoyable……….

    The initial entry is quite spicy and there is a touch of tartness about it. It’s dry and slightly acidic but not unpleasant. The vinegar note on the nose comes out a little more initially on the tongue.

    Further sips see this die down considerably. As is often the case when sipping Cask Strength rum of the bat. Your palate needs time to adjust to the full on flavours. I’m not getting a much more rounded and more balanced rum. It’s not particularly heavy or woody but it does have a medicinal note.

    On the mid palate I’m getting more of the chocolate and toffee notes alongside some coconut, banana and a touch of tobacco. Some white grapes as well are coming into the mix. There is an acidity to the rum – a slight lemon/lime touch which adds a little sweetness to the mix alongside the richer chocolate and toffee notes.

    As we move into the finish it is long and luxurious. To be honest, this rum is dangerously drinkable at this ABV and very moreish. The finish has a touch of tobacco and smoke but the rich, vibrant notes of chocolate, banana and toffee continue alongside the fruitier elements – maybe a touch of lychee in there?

    Appleton Estate 1999 Hearts Collection rum review by the fat rum pirateThis is isn’t funky hi-hogo Jamaican Rum. It’s a more sophisticated elegant spirit. This is really beyond the Signature Blend what Appleton Estate does. They don’t produce a rum like Hampden for example. No that Hampden don’t produce great rum – far from it.

    This is a lovely rum. It’s typical in some ways of Appleton Estate’s older vintages but at the same time with it being a single marque it has little nuances that keep it interesting.

    Easy to see why they picked these barrels! Great Stuff.

     

     

     

     

  • Habitation La Favorite Cuvee Speciale 1995 – La Confrerie du Rhum

    La Favourite Confrerie du Rhum rum review by the fat rum pirateLa Favorite hailing from Martinique will be a familiar name to those of you who enjoy French Rhum or Agricole Rhum as it is more commonly known.

    Agricole Rhum (agricultural rum) differs from Molasses based rum in that it is produced from Sugar Cane Juice rather than molasses.  You may also have heard of a spirits called Cachaca which is made from Sugar Cane Juice.  I’m not entirely sure what the difference is but other than in Brasil Agricole Rhum is much more popular.  Molasses based rum in contract to “agricole” rum can be called “industrial” rum.  I’m sure you can understand why most rum producers don’t opt to categorise their rum in such a way!

    In early 2014 Benoit Bail and Jerry Gitany began working with the distillers at “La Favorite” on a Special Bottling for the Facebook Group “La Confrerie du Rhum”.

    La Confrerie du Rhum (the rum brotherhood) has over 12,000 members and is without doubt the largest French speaking rum group I am aware of and probably one of the largest rum groups in any language!  I contribute to the group and the group was part of the reason I sought out a translation tool for this site.

    I’m always going to cover more Agricole Rhum on the site.  Up to now I have tried little Agricole. What I have tried has not really caught my interest and it is generally speaking more expensive than molasses based rums.  I have been told to try more though as my palate is certainly changing and evolving as I taste more and more different rums.

    Back to the rum in question.  The Cuvee Especiale is a 20 year old rhum bottled, waxed and labelled by hand.  The rhum comes complete with two branded tasting glasses and retails at 205 Euros.

    Dégustation Cuvée spéciale Confrérie du RhumIt is a single cask rhum from 4 different casks – each bottle shows the cask from which the rhum was drawn.  There are 1000 bottles in total.  The rhum being reviewed today is taken from Cask 25 distilled in July 1995 and bottled in September 2015 the ABV is a very exact 45.2%

    In the glass I’m taken at how dark the rhum is its very dark almost mahogany colour.  It certainly looks 20 years old that’s for sure!  The nose is much less grassy than I have experienced in the past with Agricole rhum.  It’s delicate, not at all overpowering. It has a nice richness to the nose – its slightly floral, some nice tropical fruit notes as well.  It has that familiar vegetal note but it is more balanced than the younger Agricoles I have tired.  It’s inviting and nicely balanced.

    Tasting the rhum gives you a warming sweetness to begin with – this soon gives way to a dry crisp slightly bitter almost tannic like mouthfeel.  I’m left thinking of dry white wine.  The finish is nice and relatively long lasting.

    The rhum is elegant and slips down all too easily.  It’s very easy to drink.  It has a lovely balance to it and you get the feeling that they haven’t over complicated what they do.

    If I am going to try and do some tasting notes I would describe it as a slightly vegetal/grassy rhum – “herbaceous” is a word that probably best describes it.  Its crispy, dry and well balanced – you get the feeling La Favorite know exactly what there rums can be and more importantly what they can’t be.  So they have stuck to doing what they do best.

    Which may be doing this rhum a slight injustice but it isn’t meant as a criticism.  Too many rum producers allow additives and marketing nonsense to cloud their rums – very few have the confidence to issue their rums with purity – just allowing good distillation and cask management to shine through.

    This is a huge step up from other Agricoles I have tried and I think in time I will probably look back on this rhum and appreciate it even more.  I won’t go OTT at this stage as I’m really not that experienced with Agricole rhum.  This does strike me as being very good though.

    4 stars