Worst Ten Rums……So Far 2024 Edition

Worst Rums.....So Far 2024 by the fat rum pirateIt was way back in November 2017 when I first published a list of the “Worst Ten Rums”. By this point the website had been active for around 3 and a half years. Fast forward to 2024 and I thought it would be interesting to see how a Ten Worst Rums might look now……

Now, I will be publishing this in various rum groups on Facebook as well as here on the website. So I am going to outline the criteria used when compiling this list. I know fine well that this will still not stop people commenting, without first reading this introduction. It might however save me from having to shake my head and roll my eyes at least once!

First up none of the rums that are in this Top Ten have been re-evaluated or re-assessed. The list is compiled initially by comparing those rums which have been given the lowest scores at the time of review.

In order to give the list a good variety, I will not include more than one rum per producer/brand. It will be the worst offender I have found in that producer/brands line up. Also if the rum is no longer available then I will no longer include it.

I will also not be including any Spiced or Flavoured Rums. Or rather I won’t be including any rums which are advertised or promoted as Spiced or Flavoured. The list will focus on rums advertised as “straight” rums. Though it will become clear that often these rums are not quite as “straight” as some might have us believe.

Yes we are talking additives. For those who like the sweetened end of the spectrum – please turn away now. Your adolescent taste buds are not going to like this list…..at all.

Also on the subject of additives. Some of the reviews are before 2020 – around which time (I think) the EU set the limit of 20g/L of additives in rum. So some of the rums may not be quite as awful as they were before. However, the worst offenders are still appealing to the same demographic and I have seen no backlash from consumers over rums being any less sweet……

The rums are ranked based on the score I gave in my original review. The list is based on one mans opinion. Right or wrong.

So without further ado here we go……..

10. Plantation XO Barbados 20th Anniversary 

Plantation XO Barbados 20th Anniversay Rum Review by the fat rum piratePlantation came in at number 10 on my last list. They appear again but this time with a different and even worse offering.

This is one of their most well known rums. Certainly one of the brands cash cows. Much loved online and a very good seller.

Firstly – its not 20 years old as many retailers will have you believe. Secondly Barbados Rum really does not need the level of additives used in this. A more grown up version of Bumbu is what this is in reality. Which is not a compliment!

A truly awful example of Barbados Rum and something the Barbados GI – which Plantation are currently “blocking” would not permit to be labelled Barbados Rum.

9. Ron Cartavio XO Anos

Ron Cartavio XO Rum Review by the fat rum pirateThe first of two entries from the home of Paddington Bear. Another example of what appeals to the “fancy bottle brigade”. All fur coat and no knickers. Style over Substance. Sugary water over Authentic Rum.

Not quite as bad as Ron Millonario XO – but certainly not far behind it terms of puke inducing foulness. You can almost feel your teeth rotting as you sip this insipid swill.

I guess you are probably all getting a good idea which direction this list is heading in……

8. One Barrel Refined Old Rum

It would seem that in Belize 2 years is classed as old….because that is the age of this monstrosity.  I bought this as an import so paid south of £30 for it.  I bought it on the back of a positive review.  Seek out that review it stills lurks online, sadly.  If this was just a young rum then I wouldn’t have had such beef with it.  I’d have accepted it as entry level fayre.  Unfortunately its use of the words “refined” and “old” really stick in my craw when I’m drinking something which has a strange maple syrup/butterscotch like concoction running through it.  It’s so artificial it tastes almost plastic-like. See-no evil, smell-no evil. Despite the changes to the list this one is still hanging in the top 10.

7. Bacardi Black/Carta Negra

Even a change of name can’t disguise this repulsive muck.  I’m quite surprised I even gave it one star to be honest.  One of those rums where you feel a little queasy just thinking about your experience of.  Had the funny “mineral-ey” note found in Bacardi Superior but they’d dialled it up a bit and added a hefty dose of tar and nasty burnt tobacco.  I struggled with this even in cola.  Definitely heavily coloured and a rum which I am convinced just doesn’t have a clue what it is meant to be.  We need a dark rum……..no Bacardi you really didn’t.  I still have nightmares about this one.

6. Comandante Fidel Ron Anejo del Caribe

Comandante Fidel Ron Anejo del Caribe rum review by the fat rum pirateI picked this up in 2019 in Barcelona. It was quite readily available in Spain at around that time. I can’t recall seeing it recently but I’ve not been on the mainland recently. Yes it was/is cheap and to its credit doesn’t have any additives.

Unfortunately that is where the good points about this rum ended. It was truly awful reminding me a little of another “Ron” that you find in Mallorca. Ron Tobacco – and yes it does taste how I would imagine the contents of an ash tray would – if mixed with some rats piss.

Don’t buy it even for the “cool/edgy” label and branding. Terrible stuff.

5. Ron Millonario XO

Ron Millonario XO rum review by the fat rum pirateThis is marketed as a fine sipping rum from an artisan distillery in Peru.  Personally I find that story a bit fanciful.  Even if this rum is produced at an artisan distillery, there is precious little evidence of the actual distillate by the time Ron Millonario XO ends up in the bottle.  Without doubt one of the most altered rums available.  It is almost like perfume.  For anyone who thinks this is “pure” rum and a product of exceptional distillation and ageing – you’re only fooling yourself.  Another pricey premium product which is simply not worth the money. It has its fans but they really are deluded.

4. Bundaberg Original UP Rum

Bundaberg RumTechnically I shouldn’t have included this as a “rum”. This particular variant of “Bundy” is bottled at only 37% ABV. Which means it legally isn’t rum in the EU.  Still having tried this, I didn’t exactly rush out to try the other expressions (an export 40% version is available).  I had to include Bundaberg as it is truly without doubt one of the world’s worst rums. Its rough and tastes like nothing else. Bad whisky is the best comparison I can give.  Nothing can mask the taste and small of Bundaberg Original UP Rum. The stuff is legendary and absolutely bloody awful! Quite why we bother importing the damn stuff is beyond me. So glad I never tried it when I was in Australia in 2009 or I may never have started drinking rum!

3. Bumbu – The Original

Bumbu The Original Rum Review by the fat rum pirateAs with Bundaberg – I arguably shouldn’t really include this in the list as it is (very subtlety) not as a “Spirit Drink” as it comes in at just 35% ABV. However, it is always in the rum section both online and in physical stores. Plus it has become such a “Poster Boy” for all that is wrong with rum amongst enthusiasts that I couldn’t not include this.

It has all the additives, all the fancy marketing, all the marketing fairy tales and the bottle to ensure your average consumer thinks they are getting a great “rum”.

I’m afraid they really aren’t with this concocted muck.

2. Don Papa Rum Aged 10 Years

Don Papa Rum Aged 10 Years Rum Review by the fat rum pirateDon Papa avoided the original 2017 list by virtue of the fact I hadn’t reviewed any expressions. Sadly I have since experience the “7” and this 10 year old abomination. This replaces Ron de Jeremy XO at number two. That rum has been discontinued so I haven’t included it in the list. Nevertheless this still would have snuck in at number 2. I was gifted around 3/4 of a bottle by someone who had been given the bottle and couldn’t drink it!

Neither could I……

 

1. A.H Riise Danish Royal Navy Rum

A.H Riise Royal Danish Navy Rum review by the fat rum pirateProbably the worst thing about this particular rum is the fact that as it isn’t their most “Premium” offering. So it probably isn’t their worst. Needless to say after trying this “grog” I have no desire to inflict any more damage upon my taste buds. According to the company website this is made from Pot Still Guyana rum. Well like the Millonario good look spotting that!

First up is the smell of this “rum”. It absolutely stinks of artificial sweeteners and confectionary. Nasty horrible cheap boiled sweets. Taste-wise this stuff really doesn’t improve.This makes Millonario XO seem almost rum-like. In terms of a Navy Rum this is as far away from Pussers as it could possibly be.  It can shake as many Gold Medals and fans at me as it likes as well. I can’t help it if people do not know what rum can and should be! Without doubt the worst rum I have had so far on my journey. This is the ultimate “sipping” rum fantasy. Any “rum lover” who rates this – I’m sorry to say it but you haven’t a clue at all.

So there we have it an update for 2024. I hope you’ve enjoyed the list. If you haven’t and I’ve included your favourites then I recommend you read The Rum Howler in future!

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  • Black Tot 40 Year Old Demerara Rum

    BLACK TOT 40 Year Old Demerara Rum Review by the fat rum pirateBlack Tot 40 Year Old Demerara Rum is the latest release from independent bottlers Elixir Distillers.  The rum has been released to pay homage to the British Royal Navy.  Unlike the original Black Tot release which was released in 2011 this is not a rum which was available to the Royal British Navy.

    There are several “Navy style” rums on the market.  Brands such as Woods , Skipper and Lambs are common place in the UK.  Just about every rum released as Navy rum is presented as a very dark, at times almost viscous rum.

    Demerara Rum is usually at the heart of such blends.  This 40 year old rum rather than being a blend of rums from various distilleries/islands is a 100% Demerara Rum from Guyana.

    The rum was originally distilled back in 1975 and has been aged for 40 years.  I do not have any firm details on where it was aged but it is thought much of the ageing has occured in a European rather than Tropical climate.

    I assume it was aged in ex-Bourbon casks though again I do not have firm details on this.  Of the historic stills at DDL – Port Mourant, Versailles and Enmore this is a blend of six casks from the Port Mourant still.  ABV of 44.4% and 606 bottles produced.  The price?

    It’s available from the Whisky Exchange from 31st July 2017 priced at £1500. Presentation wise I have only seen the above bottle shot.  The original Black Tot had a case etc to store the rum  in so I would imagine this will also have some pretty nifty presentation bottle aside.

    So this rum does not purport to being an authentic Navy rum.  However it does offer the buyer the opportunity to own a very rare 40 year old rum, from one of the most respected distilleries in the world.  Clearly any buyer will not really worry too much about the price.  For a lot of people £1500 can’t be justified for a bottle of booze.

    July 31st 2017 represents the 47th anniversary of Black Tot Day which was 31st July 1970.  This was the final day a rum “ration” or tot was given to sailors.

    With this in mind the Black Tot 40 Year Old is being released on the 31st July 2017.  As mentioned already it will initially be available exclusively at The Whisky Exchange.

    So with nothing else to note about this particular rum we best move onto the nosing and tasting.

    In the glass the rum is a very dark brown with red flashes.  It is likely it was coloured at some stage by DDL with a touch of caramel.

    The nose is very rich and warming.  Full on raisins and currants.  Almost like chocolate covered raisins at time.  It’s undoubtedly a Demerara rum.  It’s extremely rich for a Port Mourant and it reminds me more of an Enmore or even a Versailles still marque.

    Unsurpringly after so long in the cask the rum shows a lot of oaky character.  It’s almost musty and even smells a little old.  Leather, tobacco and some more familiar Port Mourant anise.  Its a big fruity rum but the oak character stop it getting too close to a red wine or port in terms of sweetness.  It’s a big almost Velier-esque nose.

    When sipped the rum is considerably less sweet.  It’s very spicy.  There is quite a lot of heat going on.  It’s a very oak centric rum.  It certainly dominates the initial few sips.  It’s also quite a bitter rum.  Unfortunately the raisin and currants so dominant on the nose have slipped away.  I’m not getting a lot of sweetness with this rum.

    It’s quite a dry rum and the mustiness and age of the rum really shows.  It has a very smoky and relatively short finish.  It doesn’t linger or hang around.  Overall the rum is quite short and bitter.  Even though it is only 44% ABV its a very drying rum. The mouthfeel leaves you feeling strangely thirsty.

    Its not my favourite Demerara.  I don’t know if it is has been aged for too long or if it would have benefited from being blended with another marque.

    Having said that it is still quite an interesting rum to try.  It’s pretty distinctive and the chances of trying Demerara rum from 1975 won’t come along too often.  The mustiness and the more familiar anise from the Port Mourant still are not unpleasant.  The nose perhaps led me to expect more from the rum.  It’s still pretty good but sadly not the Velier beater I was hoping for.

    Still for anyone looking at spending £1500 on a bottle they should have a rough idea what to expect and are likely not buying it entirely for the taste experience.

  • The World of Independent Bottlings

    imageThe rum world is a confusing one.  When you first get into rum or begin a “Rum Journey” as many say, the rum world is very confusing.

    After trying a few different styles/brands you’ll start digging around stores and the  Internet for new experiences. You will begin noticing strange bottlings by companies that seem to go beyond the usual brand structures.

    Most rum brands will produce r(h)ums from a specific location or locations.  For instance Don Q’s output is from Puerto Rico.  Most recognisable “brands” don’t produce or distribute rums from a variety of locations or in a variety of styles.  For example Appleton Estate deal in Jamaican rum, Foursquare deal in solely Bajan rum and Havana Club deal solely in Cuban “ron” (unless of course you count Bacardi’s “Havana Club” effort).

    Bacardi International and Diageo’s output with numerous brands such as Ron Zacapa, Captain Morgan etc are the big “commercial” bottling operations in the rum world.  They do produce rums in a variety of styles and from various locations but they are (mostly) all branded very differently and with very distinct idenitites.

    Independent bottlers are found mostly in Europe (Samaroli, Cadenhead’s and Silver Seal are all good examples).  So what do these “Independent bottlers” offer and what is the difference between them and “commercial” or “non independent” bottlers?

    Well firstly, you could argue there are even two kinds of Independent bottlers.  There are those such as Velier and Cadenhead’s who release mostly unblended rums or rums of the same origin in limited quantities.  Then there are those who release a continuously released brand name.

    An example of this would be Elements 8 rum who release a Gold and Silver St Lucia rum which they get direct from St Lucia Distillers.  Another example would be The Duppy Share who release a branded rum which is made up of Worthy Park and Foursquare rums.  Just to make things even more complicated the likes of Cadenhead’s and Velier also occasionally release their own blended rums such as their Classic Rum (Cadenhead’s) and Papalin (Velier).Independent Bottlers rum by the fat rum pirate

    For the purposes of this article, I am focusing on Independent bottlers (well I’m trying to) such as Velier, Samaroli, Bristol Classic Rum etc.  Not the blended one off “brand” names.  Though I’ve no doubt there will be further crossovers.

    Perhaps the most recognisable “Independent” bottler are Plantation, however they have become such a recognisable brand in their own right they are rarely seen in this light.  The added sugar debate has not helped their cause in this respect either.

    Independent bottlers can obtain their rums in a couple of ways.

    They can source their rums via brokers – Dutch super broker EH Scheer are a well known source for what is known as bulk rum.  Bulk rum is sold by distilleries to the brokers.  It is then either blended with other rums for 3rd party products (as mentioned earlier) or it is sold as is to Independent bottlers – which is what I am trying to focus on.  A lot of rum sales are to independent bottlers who then choose how to age and when to release the rum.

    Some Independent bottlers have developed relationships with certain distilleries and actually visit and hand select particular barrels.  Mezan are one such operation who do this whenever possible.  Until recently Velier/Luca Gargano also did this to enable him to select the very best Demerara rum.  Having a financial interest in DDL was an advantage as well.  As we have seen with the recent El Dorado Rare Collection this will no longer be the case.

    So now we’ve established what we are talking about I’ll let you know why I’ve decided to write a piece on Independent Bottlers.

    In short its the prices of these bottlings and the confusion and disappointment it seems to cause people.

    I’ll give a simple example.

    In the UK you can easily pick up a bottle of Rum Sixty Six by Foursquare for around £35.  It is a 12 Year Old blended Bajan rum. Alternatively you can visit Berrys’ Bros and Rudd and pay £59 for a 10 Year Old Bajan Rum.  Or you can go that extra mile and fork out in excess of £100 for a 10 Year Old Bajan rum from Silver Seal.  All of which come from the same distillery – Foursquare.

    So what exactly are you paying for? Well, here is where you really need to do your research and have a good think about why you are buying the pricier rums in the first place.  Before parting with your hard earned cash I would consider the following.

    Diamond 1999ABV

    Alcohol by Volume is the % strength of the spirit in the bottle. This is key for a couple of reasons.

    Most commercial bottlings are released at between 37.5 and 43% ABV, few are higher which means in the Independent world you may find you get more for your (extra) money.  Diluting a cask strength spirit with water to your own tastes increases how much “rum” you get out of the bottle.

    The higher the ABV the more likely you are to be getting something at “Cask Strength” or simply a rum straight from the barrel.  An Independent bottling coming in at between 40 and 46% ABV will not be Cask Strength, it will have been watered down to what the bottler often believes is the optimum drinking strength.  The more cynical amongst us will also note this also increases the profitability of the spirit.  It also increases the amount of bottles per release.  Which will be our next consideration.

    Number of Bottles

    Unfortunately this information isn’t always available.  If you are considering paying say £100 for a independent bottling then I personally would want it to be a pretty limited release.  One of the keys to buying independent bottlings is the fact you are paying for something which is rare.  Certainly rarer than a commercial bottling anyway.  It’s still nice to know how limited it is though.

    So I would always try and find out how much of the stuff is out there before you commit.  It’s not uncommon for numerous Independent bottlers to release the same rum.

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    Where the rum hails from should also influence your purchase.  Firstly make sure you enjoy this particular style of rum – don’t go buying a £150 Jamaican Long Pond or Hampden State if you can’t stand Smith & Cross.

    You might also consider it important to seek out rums which are no longer available commercially like Caroni for example or hard to find rarer examples of “rum” such as the Clairin’s from Haiti released by Velier.

    Another point you may wish to note is trying examples of rum which aren’t released commercially.  The Demerara Rum’s released by Velier, Bristol Classic Rum and Cadenhead’s are very, very different from the El Dorado range.  Likewise you may find rums from the likes of Guatemala or Belize are very different before they have been turned into Ron Zacapa or Travellers One Barrel.

    Rarity

    We’ve already touched upon this with Number of Bottles and Heritage.  Having said that there is still a lot to consider when deciding on the rarity of things.

    If you fortunate to live in a part of the world which still has an abundance of Off Licences or “Liquor Stores” – then you might come across all kinds of weird and wonderful old bottlings on your travels.  Dusty bottles that have long been on the shelf and have been overlooked by the Captain Morgan and Coke crowd.  You may never see these bottles again and often the store has made no attempt to update the prices – meaning you bag a bargain!

    Blending

    Often but not always Independent bottlings are a single rum – not a blend for example of Pot and Column Distilled rum.  Quite regularly you will find yourself getting a pot still only rum.  Many people consider these to be the best and purest of rum.

    So you are getting something which the distillery would never release.  The costs associated with producing Pot Still rum is higher than column – another factor which may influence the price you pay.

    imageAge

    As mentioned previously a lot of this rum is not tropically aged for the larger part of its existence.  Very often it is aged in Europe in particularly Scotland.

    European ageing versus tropical ageing is not an argument for me over which is best but it is a huge influence on the final product.  A Bristol Classic Rum Demerara is very different from a Velier.

    Different not better! (Not always anyway)

    Also Independent bottlers often age their rums longer than commercial bottlers – so it is not uncommon to see 25 year plus Independent bottlings.  Some bottlers age rums from seemingly strange time periods such as 13 years.  Which seem a bit random but maybe they select them at just the right time.

    For those who collect music or are avid fans of particular bands I would liken buying Independent bottlings to live bootlegs.  They can look very bright and flashy with all the right photography and sleeve notes but the sound quality is an audience tape.

    You never quite know what you are getting until you actually try the juice inside.  All independent bottlers have the odd “bad” rum.  It is also true that some Independent bottlers add sugar or even wine to their rums – just like commercial operations.

    There are some Independent bottlings which resemble the commercial product so much they are not really worth the extra cash.  There are also some Independent bottlings that go so far from the tried and tested line, that they are virtually undrinkable!

    The whole concept of buying Independent bottlings is a process which I don’t think anyone should rush.  There is a lot of very very good rum released by commercial bottlers (more arguably than most of us could ever taste).  If you are going to dip your toe into this murky world I would only do it once you have exhausted the commercial bottlings of a particular distillery or if you see something that is really very different to what you have tried/or is available commercially.

    The one thing I will say is that a £100 12 year old Bajan rum is not 3 times better than a £35 Bajan rum.  More often than not in many ways you could argue you are getting an inferior product because the rum often hasn’t been tropically aged for anything near the 12 years.

    What you do get however and this is what you need to consider – is something perhaps very different from the norm.

    For the most part in this article I have mentioned “older” Independents such as Cadenhead’s and Velier.  In the past few years a number of newer bottlers have sprung up whose rums also are worthy of investigation.

    compagnie-des-indes-barbados-four-square-16yo-singMezan in particular offer exceptional value for money with their bottlings averaging around the £30 mark (in keeping with this article note the ABV on the Mezan’s is low 40%).

    Compagnie des Indes have released an eclectic  range of rums from all around the Caribbean at again pretty reasonable prices which average out at the around £60 mark.

    Whisky bottler Hunter-Laing have also recently released their own “Kill Devil” series which has a number of different Caribbean and Central American expressions.

    Commercial distillers such as Foursquare and DDL (riding on the back of Velier’s orginal experiment sadly) have taken note of higher ABV limited releases which seems to be what a lot of more seasoned rum drinkers want to see.

    So it would seem that these bottlings are getting more and more popular.  As Richard Seale would say “Drink what you like, but know what you are paying for”.  I hope in that respect this article may be useful to you all.

    Cheers.

     

     

  • Ron Mulata de Cuba Anejo 7 Anos

    Ron Mulata de Cuba Anejo 7 AnosRon Mulata de Cuba Anejo 7 Anos. Every Christmas discount supermarket Aldi get some “premum” rum in. In the past we have seen El Dorado 8 Year Old and their 15 Year Old, The Kraken and this year we got Pink Pigeon Spiced Rum from Mauritius and Ron Mulata de Cuba Anejo 7 Anos.

    It’s quite an expensive business reviewing all this rum so I take any discounts I can get. When Aldi get rums in for Christmas time they usually come with a sizeable discount. Ron Mulata de Cuba isn’t as easily available in the UK as it is in mainland Europe (Spain and Germany in particular). The 7 year old usually retails at around the £25-30 mark. Aldi were selling it for £17.99.

    Ron Mulata de Cuba Anejo 7 Anos is a traditional Cuban style rum. Ron Mulata is one of the latest rums to be launched in Cuba and does not have the long chequered history of the other Cuban rums mentioned above. However, there is little useful information available about this rum. It does appear that the rum was launched in 1993 and depending on who you believe, is now the second or third best selling rum in Cuba.

    Ron Mulata is a joint venture between Distillerie Franciacorta and Tecnoazucar, the company that supplies 90% of all the Cuban rum.The Mulata range of rums stem from a base rum created by the master distillers or maestro roneros of Tecnoazucar, who use acquavite derived from only the best Cuban sugar cane syrup as a raw material. This ruRon Mulata Cuba 7 Year Old Rum Review by the fat rum piratem is then matured in 180 litre American white oak barrels, a process that gives the final product a unique bouquet and light flavour.

    The fifty year old distillery of Heriberto Duquesne is located in the central region of Cuba in Villa Clara. It has a capacity of 3,000,000 litres per year with several production lines and employs eighty workers. Distillerie Franciacorta was founded over a century ago by Luigi Gozio. It is still managed by his descendants and is one of the leading producers of Grappa in Italy.

    In the glass Ron Mulata Anejo 7 Anos is a dark brown with orange flashes. Nosing Ron Mulata Anejo 7 Anos reveals a light, sweet spirit with a reasonable amount of smoky tobacco leaf and oak spices. It’s slightly sweeter and less tobacco forward than many Cuban rum. It’s nicely balanced and easy going.

    Sipped the rum is not as sweet as the nice. It has a nice weight of oak and spices once again when sipped. A slight bitterness and notes of smoke and tobacco. It is a fairly uncomplicated affair. It doesn’t have a lot going on. What it does do it does reasonably well. I personally prefer this to Havana Club 7 Year. I really do not get on with the heavier tobacco notes with that rum.Ron Mulata 7 Year Old rum Review by the fat rum pirate

    As a mixer it works fairly well adding an nice smoothness. With a certain amount of lighter Latin style oak spice. Its not world class but its not terrible. At under £30 its not a bad price to pay if you want this style of rum. Personally the likes of Ron De Santiago and Ron Cubay kick it into touch but it isn’t a terrible drink. A light easy sipper but not one that is unpleasant. It’s just a little on the safe side and perhaps a touch boring. Not enough complexity despite its 7 years of ageing.

    There are better Cuban rums – Ron de Santiago and Ron Cubay available at this price. This is less complex and a touch sweeter than those rums. I personally prefer this to Havana Club 7 Year Old – but its touch and go and I’m not that fussed on either in all honesty.

     

  • Santiago de Cuba Carta Blanca

    Santiago de Cuba Carta Blanca rum review by the fat rum pirateSantiago de Cuba is a Cuban rum brand named after the city of Santiago.  A green mountain range named “Sierra Maestra”, the golden sun and the Caribbean Sea characterise the landscape around the city of Santiago.  The landscape can be found in the brands logo.

    The Cuban rum distilleries came into existence in the middle of the 19th century. One of the largest distilleries is located in Santiago de Cuba.  The secrets of producing rum are passed on from generation to generation through the “Maestros Roneros”.

    Cuban rum has long been well represented here in the UK, in the form of Havana Club.  Santiago de Cuba has been sporadically available here via a variety of importers.  There has never been what you would class as a steady stream of Santiago de Cuba rum though.  JBE Imports have recently began importing three Santiago de Cuba expressions along with the Ron Cubay brand they were already importing.

    Santiago de Cuba Carta Blanca is a 3 year old white rum.  The rum retails at around £22 per 70cl bottle and (as many younger “rons” are) is bottled at 38% ABV rather than at 40%.

    Santiago de Cuba is column distilled rum and is primarily to be used as a mixer.

    In the glass the Santiago de Cuba Carta Blanca is clear with no signs of any “yellow” tinges – this suggests it has been filtered quite a bit if it is a 3 year old rum.

    The nose is quite pleasant it is sweet and clean.  It’s not a huge nose but whilst their are scents of sweet young alcohol it is not at all harsh.  Maybe a little banana on the nose a touch of those banana shaped foam sweets.

    Santiago de Cuba Carta Blanca rum review by the fat rum pirateSipping the rum is a surprisingly smooth if slightly underwhelming experience.  It has a little bit of tobacco or leather but it is mainly just a very neutral tasting spirit.  It’s not rough or harsh.  You could almost mistake this for a vodka albeit a slightly sweet one.

    Mixing the rum with cola gives a smooth, very easy drinking, slightly buttery, light and fresh tasting drink.  On the exit surprisingly is a pretty strong leathery finish which gives a little extra bite to the drink.

    Despite the plus points to this rum I still feel that overall it is all just a little bit to light and to clean.  The only real evidence of “rum” comes in the finish which is slightly leathery with a note of tobacco.  I really enjoy more fruity white rums such as Chairman’s Reserve White Label and Appleton Special.

    This is probably handy for a bartender needing a more easy going rum. From my perspective though it is very average.

    2 stars

     

  • Bedford Park Spirits Hampden H 10 Year Old

    https://norfolkwineandspirits.com/shop/pre-order-bedford-park-jamaica-rum-hampden-jmh-2010-10-year-old-66-8-abv/Bedford Park Spirits Hampden H 10 Year Old. Enter Bedford Park Spirits, a UK indie bottler that has steadily built a reputation by picking casks that actually matter to rum enthusiasts and bottling them without nonsense.

    No added sugar. No E150 and non-chill filtered. Just rum that tastes like the place it came from. You can tell they have links to the Scotch Whisky world simply by the phrase “non chill filtered” I can almost here Ralfy uttering those very same words.

    If you’ve spent five minutes in more “serious” rum circles, the name Hampden will likely make you sit up. If you’ve spent a lot more than 5 minutes and a lot more than is reasonable to expect of any normal human being in “serious” rum circles you will also get excited about the “H”.

    First things first before anyone says “Should it not be surrounded by the arrow keys? I know it should be surrounded by a kind of “diamond” ish thing either side that the arrow keys represent. Try telling WordPress that. If I put those arrow keys into this document it either self deletes, it or makes the rest of the article into an unreadable mess. Yes even more unreadable than this.

    In rum terms, the “H” marque from Hampden is up there with the intense, fruity, funky profiles that divide drinkers into two camps: “Hell yeah” and “Why is anyone drinking this?” Of the 8 well-known rum marques at Hampden this is ranked fourth in terms of ester count. That said it is still very funky and perhaps better balanced than some of the higher ranked marques.

    This particular bottle is a 10‑year‑old Hampden H. It is a Single Cask bottled at a serious 66.8% ABV. It’s 100% Jamaican Pot Still rum, Hampden don’t do column distillation. I’m not sure how much this went for in Europe on its original release upwards of £100.

    Sadly its largely sold out. It was released back in 2024 so I’m late to the party. It was aged in ex-rum cask, which I’m not entirely sure about. The rum is noted as being from cask number 43858. It was a run of just 239 bottles. No wonder really, when it was bottle at such high strength.

    The bottle itself is clean and straightforward, nice amount of information up front, no marketing BS. The label art courtesy of Elise Conlin gives it a bit of character. It’s functional, cool and very contemporary This is a rum that wants to be tasted, not Instagrammed but if you do the artwork stands up better than most Hampden indie bottlings..

    So thats as much information as I have lets get on with the fun bit.Bedford Park Spirits Hampden H 10 Year Old rum review by the fat rum pirate

    In the glass Bedford Park Spirits Hampden H 10 Year Old is a light to mid brown/yellow coloured liquid. It’s a little hazy as well. Does it look a bit like wee? Well yes it does. Is this why we don’t judge a rum by its colour or waffle on about the “legs”. Yes this is exactly why.

    Poured the first thing you notice is the nose. It announces itself like a pneumatic drill ina a library. Now obviously the first thing you notice when you a pour a rum is going to be the nose. That perhaps goes without saying. When it is also the first thing the person in the room down the hall notices as well…….that is another matter entirely!

    Immediately I am getting Banana, fermented Pineapple, Pineapple Chunks (the boiled  sweet variant), Pear Drops (another boiled sweet), Guava and mango that have gone just that bit too ripe. A huge wedge of solvent and varnish. Drinking Hampden at times is a little like glue sniffing. So I’m told.

    This is classic Hampden “H” territory. The marque “H” comes from Hampden’s internal designation for a very high‑ester profile as mentioned earlier, so it is extremely aromatic, volatile, fruity, pungent, showy. It’s the sort of nose rum geeks will sniff and nod sagely at, while the uninitiated might wonder if something’s gone gloriously “off.”

    The ten years in wood hasn’t domesticated it anyway its still pretty feral. It has taken the sharpest corners off, so there’s more sweetness and depth rather than just raw power.

    Lets sip….

    Its quite thick and oily, coating the tongue. Much of what was there on the nose comes through again here. Though perhaps with a bit more clarity so you get Pineapple syrup, rich and sweet, Banana bread and some Lime Cordial.

    Clove and black pepper appear on the mid‑palate. Turning up just to dial down the fruitiness and the funkiness a notch of two.

    You get more wood and spice on the mid palate and the rum definitely evolves.

    At 66.8%, Bedford Park Spirits Hampden H 10 Year Old isn’t delicate. You can absolutely feel the heat. That said its more a decent Madras or Vindaloo, instead of the unnecessary drama of a Phaal. The heat carries the flavour rather than masking it.

    A couple of drops ofBedford Park Spirits Hampden H 10 Year Old rum review by the fat rum pirate water opens it up nicely, softening edges and letting more subtle notes come through.

    The finish boils down to exactly what you hope for from a rum like this: long, warm, fruity, and slightly salty on the back of the tongue. The hint of oak keeps things grounded. It’s long and intense and dries out beautifully. You think you might wait a while for another sip but…you don’t..

    This rum is not mainstream. It’s not trying to be friendly to every palate. For people who love Jamaican rum, especially in that classic high‑ester Hampden style, this is a great bottle. Bedford Park have done smart things here: chosen a cask that has aged well, left the spirit alone and let it do all the talking..

    It’s definitely not the sort of thing you pour for someone who “just likes a Captain and Cola”

  • Pampero Anejo Especial

    Pampero Anejo Especial Rum ReviewRon Pampero is typically known by Venezuelan’s as “Caballito Frenao” (literal translation “The Restrained Horse”).  Which is guess explains in part the man astride a white horse on it red label (though it shows no sign of restraints).For those unfamiliar with Venezuela it is sandwiched between Guyana and Venezuela.  Venezuela’s coast line is on the Caribbean Sea.

    Pampero or Industria Pampero C.A was founded in 1938 by Alejandro Hernandez.  The are subisdiary of Diageo,  This probably goes some way to explain how this rum is quite easily available in the UK and most of Europe.  My first experience of this rum was in a UK bar and it is often one of the “better” (not saying much) available rums in more trendy establishments.

    The Anejo Especial is a blend of Venezuelan rum aged upto 2 years in American Oak (Bourbon) Barrels.  Pampero currently have four rums in their line up, this, a similarly aged White (Blanco) rum, the 1938 Seleccion and finally the Pampero Aniversario.  A 70cl bottle of this rum will set you back around £18-22 in the UK.

    As can be seen from the picture the rum comes in fairly standard bar style bottle (save for the horse emblem embossed on the neck).  Whilst the rum comes with a screw top enclosure, the screw top is of very high standard.  There is very little chance of the cap becoming detached from the bottle without the threads breaking first.  Despite being from a mega corporation such as Diageo the bottle is entirely in Spanish.  A HMRC duty sticker is not part of the label and is instead stuck on the rear of the bottle.  I find this quite unusual.  This is usually common amongst less commercial bottlers.

    In the bottle the rum presents itself as gold rum.  Similar in many ways to other Anejo’s such as Diplomatico and Havana Club’s anejo offerings.  For those who don’t know anejo simply means aged (it is often used to describe rums aged between 2 and 5 years on its own).  When poured the rum retains its colour.  The nose is quite flowery and buttery.  It has a little bit of the Havana twang but doesn’t exhibit the tobacco tones of the Havana Club Anejo Especial.  It’s quite similar to the Diplomatico Anejo in terms of smell.  The nose in many ways is quite boozy but at the same time delicate with hints of vanilla.  It reminds me of a Bajan style rum.  The Pampero Anejo Especial is not overly sweetened as many of these Central/South American rums tend to be, whilst there may be a little sugar added it doesn’t seem to have been adultered much by way of additives. On the nose at least it seems quite a clean rum.

    Onto the tasting.  The taste is fairly pleasant.  Despite the relatively young age of the rum it doesn’t burn much at all when sipped. It’s really quite an easy going rum.  There is a little burn and the finish lingers in the mouth giving a little spice.  It’s quite a dry rum – again similar to a Bajan (think Seales 10 year old).  It has quite a long finish and leaves notes of toffee and slight sugary caramel.  These notes aren’t very distinct though it isn’t by any stretch of the imagination a particularly sweet or fruity rum.  There is a little bit of banana and vanilla initially but isn’t in spades like some rums.

    As a mixing rum its perfectly acceptable.  To be honest often when I’m out and about it’s a welcome relief to see Pampero Anejo Especial behind the bar.  However, despite this it isn’t a rum which I am going to stock regularly in my bar.  Like so many rum’s in the £20 price bracket it is (as the price would suggest) bang average.  It’s a relatively smooth if uncomplicated sipper and its pretty  much the same as a mixer.  It does both job’s well but there isn’t a lot shouting out at you in this rum to make you feel the need to buy it again.

    2 stars