Worst Rum of the Year – 2019 Winner
Worst Rum of the Year 2019 – Winner
Before I announce the Winner of the Rum of the Year 2019 I thought we would have a bit of fun. So here we have the other end of the Rum Spectrum.
First up, I’m not sure if the recipient of Worst Rum of the Year should really be called the winner? Maybe loser would work better? It has been suggested on numerous occasions over the past couple of years that I should gave an “award”, not only to the Best Rum of the Year but also the Worst Rum of the Year.
As I like to keep you all happy, I thought I would have a look through the 2019 archives and see what “gems” I uncovered. This time I had a few more contenders in the 1 star rated category (which covers from half a star to one and a half stars).
Going by half and one star ratings only, I was left with six possibilities. I decided to discount Stroh 80 Inlander Rum, as it is arguably just a cooking product. At best it’s a Spiced “Rum” or Spirit Drink. I decided to go with 5 rums that market themselves as being rum.
In all honesty, as my Rum Journey has evolved I no longer buy quite as much rubbish as I used to. If there is something out there like Don Papa or Bumbu, that is causing stir I will try wherever possible to get a small sample. Either through friends or from somewhere like Master of Malt. It may sound daft but I do want to review bad rums.
It’s important to me that I can help you all as consumers, so reviewing cheap and not always quite so cheerful rum is something I do. I also like to try and get my hands on the more deceptive “Premium” rums and run them through the Hydrometer.
Unlike quite a lot of reviewers/bloggers I don’t really do this for other enthusiasts as such. I certainly don’t want to enter the snobbier end of bloggers. Reviewing only Single Cask or Independently bottled rum is not what I’m about. Nor am I interested in getting into the Industry.
Anyway, as a result I do end up reviewing some pretty bad rum. In terms of writing reviews, the bad reviews are often the ones I enjoy the most. I like “taking the piss” and making people laugh. I hope most of these reviews have raised a chuckle or two.
As with the Rum of the Year all these rums have been reviewed in the last twelve months. Some of these rums have been around for a while. One might (thankfully) no longer be produced.
I’m only doing the one piece on Worst Rum of the Year so this is the final running order of the five nominees.
5. Plantation XO Barbados 20th Anniversary
As the attempts to complete the Barbados GI (Geographical Indicator) continue this rum for me offers one of the best examples, alongside Bumbu The Original as to why the Barbados GI is required. If anything why sweetening Barbados rum should be a no no. This is a cloying sickly sweet coconut flavoured mess. When Plantation gets things right they can produce decent rum. This is one of their best known offerings but it is without doubt one of their worst. Liqueuer like in its execution and with a deceptive age statement to add to the insult. This is not fine Barbados Rum and any reviewer/commentator recommending this should give their head a shake. This has been around a long time but I only got around to it this year so here it is.
4. Dictador Best of 1979 41.8% ABV
There is no getting away with it when it comes to Dictador. Their rums taste funny. Whilst they never seem to tip the Hydrometer by very much, if at all the taste just isn’t rum. This is rum marketed as being 39 years old. However, reports have circulated that only a portion of the rum is anywhere near 39 years old. Despite the amount of ageing this is a thin, coffee flavoured rum with very little going on. It’s smooth to the point of being sugared water. The eye watering price tag of over £300 really doesn’t justify the disappointing un-rum like liquid that is in the bottle. Even at £30 I’d feel badly done to.
Bacardi gets a very bad rep amongst more serious Rum Enthusiasts. In all honesty they are nowhere near as “bad” a rum producer as they are often made out. When they get it right they can come up with decent rums such as Bacardi Reserva and the Limited Edtion Major Lazer offering. It is usually their more Premium offering which disappoint. There core range – the Carta Negra aside are not THAT bad. The various flavoured offering yeah, I’ll concede those are shite.
So what is so wrong with Bacardi Anejo? Well produced in Mexico and seemingly aimed at the Spanish speaking market this is just an awful tasting rum. Especially the after taste which is just weird. Nasty artificial tobacco like notes. To add insult to injury it is bottled at a measly 38% ABV. I don’t think it’s still in production is the only saving grace for this. Oh hang on it was cheap as well.
2. Comandante Fidel Ron Anejo del Caribe
I dare say if you had given this utter toss to Comandante Fidel he’d likely have had you shot! No wonder this is exported into Spain. I’ve included this even though it has fairly limited distribution as if you holiday in Spain sooner or later you’ll come across it. With its’ ridiculously cheap price tag and the Fidel image you may (like me) think it’s worth a shot.
If you have ever wondered what a white rum might taste like mixed with the contents of an ashtray then this is it. This is absolutely putrid stuff – especially considered it has no additives. How you get a rum to taste this vile – like cigarette water is beyond me but this is truly vile stuff. Even at €7 or less a bottle, please don’t do it to yourself.
So let’s move on and see which Rum is the first recipient of Worst Rum of the Year here at thefatrumpirate.com
A fairly recent review, in fact I think some of this festering sugary mess is still stuck to some of my teeth. In short there is nothing right about this rum – no definitive age statement given. I suppose in some ways its better than lying and sticking a big number 23 on the front. Okay I’ll give a bit of credit for that. What I won’t give credit for is the amount of additives used (58g/L) and the proud declaration on their website that it is produced using “proprietary formulas”.
This “rum” is supposed to be made from Sugar Cane Honey (yet that old chestnut) produced in Brasil. To be honest the base spirit of this rum could have come from Timbuktu for all you will be able to determine in terms of “Terroir”. This tastes absolutely nothing like any Rum or Cachaca that I have had from Brasil.
You see this is actually an A.H Riise product and it has there “signature” flavouring all over it. Which has turned whatever the base spirit was into a cloying, synthetic, sugar bomb with a truly disgusting sour/sweet after taste.
I truly cannot understand what people enjoy about this rubbish. It’s simply not rum.
So there we have it the first Worst Rum of the Year. No doubt people will have a lot of opinions on this list. If you do actually enjoy and disagree with the opinions here then I would suggest you start reading the following website instead
Chimo!

Ron Cubay Anejo is a Cuban rum. In 1964 Ron Cubay was founded in Santo Domingo, Villa Clara. Ron Cubay rums are produced by Cuba Ron S.A which also produce Havana Club. The Ron Cubay brand was only ever intended for domestic consumption, hence the reason that we are only just seeing it in the UK with it only having a presence in Europe since around 2010.
familiar. Notes of spicy oak and hints of tobacco, chocolate and an almost honey like sweet note. The nose is well balanced and doesn’t suffer from any petrol like notes that are evident in the Havana Club rums. The 7 and Anejo Especial in particular.
Atlantico Gran Reserva. Atlantico are a rum brand that hail from the Dominican Republic. In 2017 Atlantico had a complete re-brand of their rum range.
The rear label of Atlantico Gran Reserva gives some more equally useful “information” as pictured. The rear of the bottle reveals “Mit Farstoff (Zuckercolor E150)” which is our old friend Caramel Colouring. Nothing I get to heated up about with regard more commercial releases. I am quite surprised that this rum also tested “clean” with the Hydrometer bobbing at 40% ABV.
Up front though it’s just too sweet. To much vanilla and toffee sauce on this one. Far too sugary sweet – almost like an artificial sweetener such is the bitter saccharin notes in the mid palate.
Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995. My Agricole Rhum journey is no where near as advanced as my forays into Molasses based rums. That is re-inforced yet again by the fact I have never reviewed an Agriocle Rhum, from one of Guadeloupe most respected producers Damoiseau. Certainly not under their “official” name anyway.
and lots of tannic red wine like notes. There’s a fairly big dose of slightly bitter plums and red grape. Zesty Kumquat and a touch of marmalade bitterness. Orange Peel. A hint of sourness. Lychees in syrup and some wonderful complex oak spices

Ron Cartavio Solera 12 Years, hails like Paddington Bear from Peru. Whether it is deepest darkest Peru I am not quite sure but its definitely Peru. Alongside Ron Cartavio sits Ron Millonario as Peru’s other notable rum.


J Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020. We are back in bonny Scotland, well more accurately the Orkney Islands and the small island of Lamb Holm. Which is where Collin Van Schayk has decided to set up a rum distillery.
*Due to it being non chill filtered and the heavier flavour of this rum some flocculation may appear in the bottle at colder temperatures. These are flavour particles and heavier oils coming out of solution and nothing to worry about. Bringing the bottle back up to room temperature and giving it a gentle shake should disperse most particles present.
ind pouring a crystal clear spirit into the glass – knowing its not vodka slightly amusing. I often give my wife a glass to sniff (she is a vodka drinker and really not very fond of rum) and she recoils with repulsion. Which for me is always a good sign. She pretty much tried to ban J Wray and Nephew from the house on account of its pungent aroma…

Bacardi Anejo Cuatro Aged 4 Years. Every few years (or is it months?) Bacardi seems to unveil its latest “Premium” offerings. Earlier this year Bacardi once again unveiled some new “Premium” expressions in the form of a new 8 and 10 year old rum.
Mixed it doesn’t seem as punchy as the Carta Oro/Gold in terms of “boozy” notes – I don’t mind the Carta Oro as it does pack a fairly decent punch and is not expensive. It seems to have been dialled down a touch in terms of overall flavour and complexity from the Major Lazer and the Reserva releases. I can’t help feeling it has been “smoothed” out a little too much and has lost some of its character as a result.
Merry xmas Wes,
I haven’t had any bad rums this year thanks to you. I’ve had a few sugary plantations,
so good to see them getting a kick up the arse!
Hi, where can you find info on additives? E.g
on the bottle from Santos Dumont XO, Elixír doesnt state the amount of additives used (58g/L). I searched around on their web but found no such info. Appreciate your help. Thank you.
Hydrometer Tests on here
Thanks for making that. Did you ever do a review of Bacardi packaging the 8 Anos & Querto 10 together in a wooden humidor box? I saw it last year for over $100, & my wife picked it up on clearance. I never opened it.
Ray O’Brien
“It’s all about the Cocktail”
I thought dark matters would have been on the list
On the basis of it being reviewed 4 years ago and getting four stars I don’t know why you would think that
Your review on the plantation XO is the reason I tasted a dram 1st instead of buying the bottle and for that am grateful ?
That’s what we like to hear!