Worst Rum of the Year – 2019 Winner

Worst Rum of the Year 2019 – Winner

Before I announce the Winner of the Rum of the Year 2019 I thought we would have a bit of fun. So here we have the other end of the Rum Spectrum.

First up, I’m not sure if the recipient of Worst Rum of the Year should really be called the winner? Maybe loser would work better? It has been suggested on numerous occasions over the past couple of years that I should gave an “award”, not only to the Best Rum of the Year but also the Worst Rum of the Year.

As I like to keep you all happy, I thought I would have a look through the 2019 archives and see what “gems” I uncovered. This time I had a few more contenders in the 1 star rated category (which covers from half a star to one and a half stars).

Going by half and one star ratings only, I was left with six possibilities. I decided to discount Stroh 80 Inlander Rum, as it is arguably just a cooking product. At best it’s a Spiced “Rum” or Spirit Drink. I decided to go with 5 rums that market themselves as being rum.

In all honesty, as my Rum Journey has evolved I no longer buy quite as much rubbish as I used to. If there is something out there like Don Papa or Bumbu, that is causing stir I will try wherever possible to get a small sample. Either through friends or from somewhere like Master of Malt. It may sound daft but I do want to review bad rums.

It’s important to me that I can help you all as consumers, so reviewing cheap and not always quite so cheerful rum is something I do. I also like to try and get my hands on the more deceptive “Premium” rums and run them through the Hydrometer.

Unlike quite a lot of reviewers/bloggers I don’t really do this for other enthusiasts as such. I certainly don’t want to enter the snobbier end of bloggers. Reviewing only Single Cask or Independently bottled rum is not what I’m about. Nor am I interested in getting into the Industry.

Anyway, as a result I do end up reviewing some pretty bad rum. In terms of writing reviews, the bad reviews are often the ones I enjoy the most. I like “taking the piss” and making people laugh. I hope most of these reviews have raised a chuckle or two.

As with the Rum of the Year all these rums have been reviewed in the last twelve months. Some of these rums have been around for a while. One might (thankfully) no longer be produced.

I’m only doing the one piece on Worst Rum of the Year so this is the final running order of the five nominees.

5. Plantation XO Barbados 20th Anniversary

Plantation XO Barbados 20th Anniversay Rum Review by the fat rum pirateAs the attempts to complete the Barbados GI (Geographical Indicator) continue this rum for me offers one of the best examples, alongside Bumbu The Original as to why the Barbados GI is required. If anything why sweetening Barbados rum should be a no no. This is a cloying sickly sweet coconut flavoured mess. When Plantation gets things right they can produce decent rum. This is one of their best known offerings but it is without doubt one of their worst. Liqueuer like in its execution and with a deceptive age statement to add to the insult. This is not fine Barbados Rum and any reviewer/commentator recommending this should give their head a shake. This has been around a long time but I only got around to it this year so here it is.

4. Dictador Best of 1979 41.8% ABV

There is no getting away with it when it comes to Dictador. Their rums taste funny. Whilst they never seem to tip the Hydrometer by very much, if at all the taste just isn’t rum. This is rum marketed as being 39 years old. However, reports have circulated that only a portion of the rum is anywhere near 39 years old. Despite the amount of ageing this is a thin, coffee flavoured rum with very little going on. It’s smooth to the point of being sugared water. The eye watering price tag of over £300 really doesn’t justify the disappointing un-rum like liquid that is in the bottle. Even at £30 I’d feel badly done to.

3. Bacardi Anejo

Bacardi Anejo Rum Review by the fat rum pirateBacardi gets a very bad rep amongst more serious Rum Enthusiasts. In all honesty they are nowhere near as “bad” a rum producer as they are often made out. When they get it right they can come up with decent rums such as Bacardi Reserva and the Limited Edtion Major Lazer offering. It is usually their more Premium offering which disappoint. There core range – the Carta Negra aside are not THAT bad. The various flavoured offering yeah, I’ll concede those are shite.

So what is so wrong with Bacardi Anejo? Well produced in Mexico and seemingly aimed at the Spanish speaking market this is just an awful tasting rum. Especially the after taste which is just weird. Nasty artificial tobacco like notes. To add insult to injury it is bottled at a measly 38% ABV. I don’t think it’s still in production is the only saving grace for this. Oh hang on it was cheap as well.

2. Comandante Fidel Ron Anejo del Caribe

Comandante Fidel Ron Anejo del Caribe rum review by the fat rum pirateI dare say if you had given this utter toss to Comandante Fidel he’d likely have had you shot! No wonder this is exported into Spain. I’ve included this even though it has fairly limited distribution as if you holiday in Spain sooner or later you’ll come across it. With its’ ridiculously cheap price tag and the Fidel image you may (like me) think it’s worth a shot.

If you have ever wondered what a white rum might taste like mixed with the contents of an ashtray then this is it. This is absolutely putrid stuff – especially considered it has no additives. How you get a rum to taste this vile – like cigarette water is beyond me but this is truly vile stuff. Even at €7 or less a bottle, please don’t do it to yourself.

So let’s move on and see which Rum is the first recipient of Worst Rum of the Year here at thefatrumpirate.com

1. Santos Dumont XO Rum

Santos Dumont XO Rum Review by the fat rum pirateA fairly recent review, in fact I think some of this festering sugary mess is still stuck to some of my teeth. In short there is nothing right about this rum – no definitive age statement given. I suppose in some ways its better than lying and sticking a big number 23 on the front. Okay I’ll give a bit of credit for that. What I won’t give credit for is the amount of additives used (58g/L) and the proud declaration on their website that it is produced using “proprietary formulas”.

This “rum” is supposed to be made from Sugar Cane Honey (yet that old chestnut) produced in Brasil. To be honest the base spirit of this rum could have come from Timbuktu for all you will be able to determine in terms of “Terroir”. This tastes absolutely nothing like any Rum or Cachaca that I have had from Brasil.

You see this is actually an A.H Riise product and it has there “signature” flavouring all over it. Which has turned whatever the base spirit was into a cloying, synthetic, sugar bomb with a truly disgusting sour/sweet after taste.

I truly cannot understand what people enjoy about this rubbish. It’s simply not rum.

So there we have it the first Worst Rum of the Year. No doubt people will have a lot of opinions on this list. If you do actually enjoy and disagree with the opinions here then I would suggest you start reading the following website instead

The Rum Howler Blog

Chimo!

 

 

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  • Ron Cubay Anejo

    Ron Cubay Anejo rum review by the fat rum pirateRon Cubay Anejo is a Cuban rum.  In 1964 Ron Cubay was founded in Santo Domingo, Villa Clara. Ron Cubay rums are produced by Cuba Ron S.A which also produce Havana Club. The Ron Cubay brand was only ever intended for domestic consumption, hence the reason that we are only just seeing it in the UK with it only having a presence in Europe since around 2010.

    The importers for Ron Cubay in the UK – JBE Imports have set up a website which gives a little background to three Cubay rums they currently import.

    As with many “rons” Ron Cubay is a blend of column distilled rums aged up to 7 years.  On many websites this is listed as a 7 year old rum.  Exactly how old the rums in this blend are – I do not know.

    Ron Cubay Anejo is bottled at 38%.  I’m not entirely sure – but rums from Cuba and the Dominican Republic are often bottled at this strength.  Economically it makes sense and a bottling strength of 37.5% is often used by cheaper supermarket own brand spirits.  Anyone who has visited Cuba will be aware that rum their by comparison to the UK in particular is dirt cheap. A 70cl bottle will set you back around £23-25 in the UK.  Personally I do not think a differing ABV of 2% makes a great deal of difference.  I know many may disagree with this.

    Presentation wise the Anejo comes in a similar bottle to the other two rums in the Cubay portfolio.  It’s a familiar bar style bottle with a slightly retro feel especially on the bottle cap.  It has a metal screw cap of good quality and re-assuringly it has the green Authentic Cuban rum sticker just below the main label on the bottle.  Immediately below that it has Ron Cubano etched on the glass bottle itself.  It’s very typical in presentation terms of a Cuban rum.  It’s all a bit retro.

    In the glass Ron Cubay Anejo is a slightly lighter to golden brown.  The nose is Ron Cubay Anejo rum review by the fat rum pirate familiar.  Notes of spicy oak and hints of tobacco, chocolate and an almost honey like sweet note.  The nose is well balanced and doesn’t suffer from any petrol like notes that are evident in the Havana Club rums.  The 7 and Anejo Especial in particular.

    Sipped – the rum has a very nice sweet entry – nice soft tropical fruits and berries, a nice hit of milk and dark chocolate notes.  The mid palate and the finish have a nice spicy heat to them.  The finish whilst not particularly big is quite long lasting but slightly muted.  It’s nice and oaky and slowly burns out – there is a little heat maybe some white pepper but it doesn’t have much burn.

    Maybe the 38% ABV works in this rum’s favour as a sipper – giving you less burn and more flavour. (When assessing new rums distillers often dilute their rums to around 20% when tasting to get all the flavours and nuances)

    Having tried the Reserva Especial and the Carta Blanca I was expecting something good from this rum.  It certainly hasn’t disappointed.  In comparison to Havana Club 7 Anos this rum has less of the tobacco and petrol notes and more fruity notes – nice smooth chocolate, even coffee.  It tastes much more complete and better balanced.  In my opinion it is a lot better.

    You can mix this rum but to be honest I doubt you will feel the need.  It really is a lot better as a sipper than I expected.  It would certainly qualify as a bargain sipper.  Mixed in a Cuba Libre it works very well – making a very rich, luxurious and smooth drink.

    You can pick up all three Ron Cubay rums for under £90.  All are great additions to any rum collection.

    4 stars

     

     

  • Atlantico Gran Reserva

    Atlantico Gran Reserva Rum Review by the fat rum pirateAtlantico Gran Reserva. Atlantico are a rum brand that hail from the Dominican Republic. In 2017 Atlantico had a complete re-brand of their rum range.

    This particular bottling was the Private Cask – it is now renamed as the Gran Reserva. Other rums in the range are the White – Platino and the mid range rum the Reserva.

    Presentation wise there isn’t much to quibble about. Nice sturdy card sleeve and a holder for the rum. A good medium sized rounded bottle with a very substantial natural cork enclosure. A bottle in the UK will set you back around £35-40 for a 70cl bottled at a conservative but unsurprising 40% ABV. To be fair Dominican Rum is often bottled below this at 38% ABV.

    Searching the internet for information reveals that none other than Enrique Englesias was at one “partnered” with this rum. There is no mention of him on the new website. Nor can I find any reference to him on the bottle.

    Atlantico Gran Reserva is a blend of rums made from both Sugar Cane Juice and Molasses. Whilst not entirely unique it is quite unusual to find this style of rum. Particularly in what is a very commercial product. The Master Blenders also use something they refer to as “Malta” which is a low ABV sugar cane rum base to give the final blend more depth of flavour and complexity. All the rums are column distilled.

    The rum is then aged in a Solera System. It is noted that there are rums upto 25 years old included in this blend. The Sugar Cane and Molasses rums are initially aged separately before being married together for further maturation. All ageing occurs in ex-American Whiskey Barrels.

    My botting is from Batch No B1_07601_BLAA. Which is about as useful as a chocolate fireguard as far as info goes.

    Atlantico Gran Reserva Rum Review by the fat rum pirateThe rear label of Atlantico Gran Reserva gives some more equally useful “information” as pictured. The rear of the bottle reveals “Mit Farstoff (Zuckercolor E150)” which is our old friend Caramel Colouring. Nothing I get to heated up about with regard more commercial releases. I am quite surprised that this rum also tested “clean” with the Hydrometer bobbing at 40% ABV.

    Unsurprisingly then in the glass the rum reveals itself as a fairly standard “rum” colour. Dark brown with an orange/red tinge.

    Originally when Atlantico Private Cask was released it received quite a lot of positive reviews. I’ve no doubt many of those reviews were provided in lieu of a sample or two. Whether Atlantico Private Cask was a great rum back then – I don’t know. It was a long time ago though – perhaps before the whole additives issue had really been explored (and proven).

    With that in mind I’ll explain my first misgivings about this rum. The nose. If you gave me this blind I would say it was a Spiced Rum. An artificial vanilla doused Spiced Rum as well. By any standards the vanilla notes are excessive and to be honest too syrupy and synthetic. Do I think they are as a result of oak ageing?

    Definitely not. Alongside the strong vanilla aroma are some notes of Caramel, Toffee and some sweet notes which remind me of Fruit Salad sweets.

    There are some notes of oak and a hint of spice but they are fighting to get noticed above all the sweetness.

    Sipped it’s light, easy to drink with an admittedly fairly decent amount oak and spice – especially on the finish which is the best part by far.

    Atlantico Gran Reserva Rum Review by the fat rum piratUp front though it’s just too sweet. To much vanilla and toffee sauce on this one. Far too sugary sweet – almost like an artificial sweetener such is the bitter saccharin notes in the mid palate.

    It lacks complexity and it just tastes a bit to simple to really appeal to my taste buds. I can understand how people would enjoy this. It is approachable especially if you prefer sweeter (read sweetened) spirits.

    The problem is these kind of rums lead people to believe that other rums without additives are “dry” or “inferior” because they don’t have all this sweetness.

    What it’s disguising is a fairly unremarkable blend of non-descript column distilled product.

    This is far from “great rum”. I’m sorry Atlantico but you can’t be my hero I’m afraid.

    On that note I think we’ll bring this one to a close……..

     

     

     

  • Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995

    Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995 Rum Review by the fat rum pirateDamoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995. My Agricole Rhum journey is no where near as advanced as my forays into Molasses based rums. That is re-inforced yet again by the fact I have never reviewed an Agriocle Rhum, from one of Guadeloupe most respected producers Damoiseau. Certainly not under their “official” name anyway.

    Damoiseau’s rhum is produced at the Bellevue au Moule Distillery in Grande-Terre on the eastern side of the island. It is the only remaining rhum distillery in this part of Guadeloupe.

    It began life as a Rhum Distillery in 1942 when Roger Damoiseau bought the Sugar Plantation from the Rimbaud family from nearby Martinique. The plantation was then transformed into a distillery to produce rhum from fresh sugar cane juice (and on occasion Molasses).

    Damoiseau are extremely popular on Guadeloupe and 50% of rhum sales on the island are attributed to Damoiseau. Until recently distribution and availability of Damoiseau rum in the UK has been a little sketchy. However, over the past couple of years the wonderful lads behind RumCask have began importing the Damoiseau range (amongst others) under their Skylark Spirits brand. They’ve sold out stock of this particular rhum but they do have the rest of the range. Should you require a bottle of this exact vintage then the The Whisky Exchange  still have stock.

    So lets see exactly what the juice in this Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995 bottle is. As mentioned already Damoiseau produce Rhum Agricole. So this is rhum produced in the traditonal manner on column stills from fresh estate sugar cane juice. The fermentation period is between 24-36 hours and it is distilled to between 86% and 88% ABV.

    Damoiseau Rhum

    Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995 Rum Review by the fat rum pirate

    Vieux Millesime 1995 has been bottled at full Cask Strength of 66.9% ABV. It is the result of an out-turn of 42 casks. It was distilled in January 1995 and was finally bottled in January 2010. The rhum has been bottled in a smaller 50cl bottle and retails at around the £80 mark. As you can see from the photos the slightly smaller rounded stubby style bottle is housed in a grey hinged box.

    No I dug around to find a couple of reviews of this rhum but generally drew a blank. I did find a review of the 1989 iteration from Lance over at The Lone Caner.  Which in turn led to a trio of Damoiseau’s, which included this one reviewed by Single Cask Rum.

    Further reading also led me to an article over at Rumporter which interestingly noted this as being a blend of 50% Agricole Rhum and 50% Molasses based distillate. Interesting. To be honest there isn’t a great deal of information on the bottle of this rum to go by!

    So I think we have covered everything that is required and exhausted all my resources. So lets move on to the fun part.

    In the glass we have a dark intense looking rum (not sure what I should be calling this now?) It has a slightly reddish/orange hue to it as well.

    Nosed this is a big meaty almost “gravy” like rum. Lots of tar and smoke and heavy notes very similar to a long aged Caroni rum. It perhaps replaces the more petrol notes with a more salty briny note but it’s still pretty fierce. Which to be fair is to be expected. This has been bottled at pretty much the maximum of what any normal person would consider reasonable.

    The nose is very complex. There’s a really big hit of sherry and sulphur Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995 Rum Review by the fat rum pirateand lots of tannic red wine like notes. There’s a fairly big dose of slightly bitter plums and red grape. Zesty Kumquat and a touch of marmalade bitterness. Orange Peel. A hint of sourness. Lychees in syrup and some wonderful complex oak spices

    which add another layer to the spirit.

    Whilst it could be argued that as a sipper this benefits from a drop or two of water, it is still surprisingly approachable even at 66.9% ABV. As long as you are used to Cask Strength spirits you probably won’t find this massively overpowering. The fruitiness on the nose balances wonderfully with the more “aggressive” more powerful notes of tar and sulphur.

    The intial entry is sweet with lots of red grape, plum and sticky peaches in syrup. This is followed by a big smack of tar and soot. These contrasting flavours are held together by a wonderful bourbon like tingle of oak ageing and spices. Cinnamon, clove a touch of vanilla alongside a nice hit of woody oak and tannic red wine.

    There is so much going on with this rum. The mid palate moves into a lighter sweeter profile with a sherry like note and lots of orange and citrus zest.

    In terms of overall complexity and the amount of different flavours coming out of this rum – this is pretty much unmatched really. It’s got so much going on. I would imagine we could see a hundred reviews of this rhum and everyone would say something different.

    The finish is very long and at some stage pretty much gives you every flavour you have experienced before. As it fades with woody spices mingle with a sudden note of sweet caramel and toffee sweetness.Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995 Rum Review by the fat rum pirate

    This is an absolute sublime rum/rhum, apologies, I have used both in this review. which is very difficult to pigeon hole or compare with anything else. Rhum Rhum Liberation or maybe this Kill Devil (which may or may not be from the same distillery) but no not quite as ludicrously complex.

    Damoiseau Rhum Vieux Millesime 1995 is one of those rums/rhums where I just think “Wow!” I’ve found something which I consider to be as good as anything I have had before. Be it molasses or cane juice based. It is also a very distinctive type of rum/rhum which I think will really appeal to people who are seeking something a bit different.

     

     

     

  • Ron Cartavio Solera 12 Years

    Ron Cartavio Solera 12 Rum Review by the fat rum piratRon Cartavio Solera 12 Years, hails like Paddington Bear from Peru. Whether it is deepest darkest Peru I am not quite sure but its definitely Peru.  Alongside Ron Cartavio sits Ron Millonario as Peru’s other notable rum.

    Both rums are exported outside of Latin America and both Cartavio and Millonario are regularly available here in the UK.  I make no apologies for the title of this review – that is how the rum is labelled by the producers.  That is how I arrive at my titles, in an attempt to make things as clear as possible.  From a personal viewpoint I don’t think Solera 12 Years is clear in terms of the true age of this product.  Being honest its a crock of shit.

    Over at Master of Malt who currently stock a 70cl bottle of this rum for £39.99 it is noted as being an “average” of 12 Years old.  Meaning there are rums older and younger in the blend.  I’m not sure where they got there information from as I’m struggling to find much written in English regarding this brand.

    The rum I presume will be a light column distilled “Latin Style” rum.  There is sugar/additives added to this rum to the tune of 8 g/L which isn’t a huge amount but its there nonetheless.

    The rum is nicely packaged the 12 years statement is a little misleading but overall its quite nice.  The tall thin bottle is topped with a cork stopper and it is definitely in keeping £35-55 “Premium” style rums such as Zacapa and Diplomatico.

    Cartavio have a range of rums (some I believe have been discontinued/re-branded) from a basic Anejo rum – right up to their Cartavio XO. Ron Cartavio Solera Aged 12 Years rum review by the fat rum pirate

    Which is the brands flagship rum.  It has won numerous awards over the years.  This rum is quite high up in the Cartavio range but isn’t heralded quite as much as the XO.

    With a lack of anything else any interest to say we may as well move onto the tasting…..

     

    In the glass the Cartavio Solera 12 is a suspiciously dark rum.  A rich deep dark brown.  I suspect just a drop or two of Caramel Colouring. This again isn’t the biggest crime in rum but it is a talking point for some.

    The nose is familiar.  A typical light Latin style rum.  Sweet, soft, approachable and for me a little bland and derivative.  Notes of sweet brown sugar and a touch of toffee.  I’m actually quite encouraged though by the amount of oak and spiciness which is breaking through the sweet overall top note.  The added sugar is not excessive and I still get a sense of actual rum rather than additive laden juice.

    Sipped there is a faint vanilla and perhaps a slight touch of burnt banana, a hint of butterscotch and a little bit of sweet/sour bourbon esque notes.

    Sipped Cartavio 12 Solera is actuallly a lot woodier than I was expecting.  It’s not sweet or cloying in any way.  It’s got a nice weight of oak and ageing to it which is not bad at all for a light Latin column distilled rum.Ron Cartavio Solera Aged 12 Years rum review by the fat rum pirate

    But its far from brilliant.  Whilst everything rubs along nicely and its very easy to drink its all a little straight forward.  Boring rather than bad but it really struggles to hold my interest.

    It’s okay – nicely balanced with some nice drier spicier notes but its thin and a bit on the anemic size.  There’s no heft or beef to this rum.

    Not unpleasant in anyway but at the same time not very exciting.  Reminds me of Barcelo products – okay but nothing to write home about.

    Average and pretty dull. Forgettable.

     

  • J Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020

    J Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020 rum review by the fat rum pirateJ Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020. We are back in bonny Scotland, well more accurately the Orkney Islands and the small island of Lamb Holm. Which is where Collin Van Schayk has decided to set up a rum distillery.

    This may seem a very odd decision but Collin’s father Emile owns the award winning Orkney Wine Company so a career in the “booze” industry was perhaps his destiny.

    As the title suggests this is a rum produced using “Wild Yeast”. As possibly the least geeky rum geek in the world I will at this stage hand over to Collin to give some background on this aspect of the rum

    “J Gow NMO 2020 our first unaged release and the first wild yeast release from the distillery. Orkney doesn’t have a climate for growing sugar cane, but we wanted to use something local and unique. What better than a native yeast harvested from wild Northern marsh orchids that grow right beside the distillery.

    Various mini ferments were setup with petals or swabs taken from the flowers. Successful ferments (and those that didn’t smell awful) were then isolated and scaled up from 50ml starter fermentations, all the way up, to grow enough yeast to then ferment 2,000L.

    It even involved counting active yeasts cells under a microscope. To calculate how many litres of yeast were required to ferment a full size batch. It was a long process. Fermentation eventually took place in March 2021 and lasted 31 days, our longest fermentation yet. The yeast itself smelled completely different to the commercial yeasts we use for our main products.

    This alongside the extra long fermentation created a high ester, fruity, naturally sweet spirit. We decided not to age in oak but to let the flavours created by the wild yeast speak for itself. It was rested for several months in a stainless steel tank and slowly cut down to an ABV of 58.8% (as we are at 58.8° North here on Lamb Holm).

    This is the first release in our wild yeast series. We isolated a different strain from orchids again in 2021. Which was very mango forward, but much heavier this has been filled into ex-moscatel octave casks for a future release.

    We’ll try to do an annual experimental batch with wild yeasts isolated from the island. We’ve also banked each of these strains and frozen them, so we should be able to replicate them again at any time.”

    Collin has also added a little addendum as well, to help explain things that some people will find “unusual”…..

    J Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020 rum review by the fat rum pirate*Due to it being non chill filtered and the heavier flavour of this rum some flocculation may appear in the bottle at colder temperatures. These are flavour particles and heavier oils coming out of solution and nothing to worry about. Bringing the bottle back up to room temperature and giving it a gentle shake should disperse most particles present.

    So there you go. Nice little background into the process behind this rum.

    So that leaves me to pretty much set out the facts around my particular bottle. I have bottle number 13 of only 171 bottles. The front label of J Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020, notes that it is a “Unaged Scottish Pure Single Rum” (they are trying to run with the Gargano classification). It has been bottled at 58.8% ABV.

    The wild yeast was harvested 9th July 2020

    Fermentation Date 9th March 2021. Fermentation lasted 31 days.

    Distillation Date was 14th April 2021

    Distillation is Single Pass.

    I’m not sure what other information you might be needing at this point? Oh yes maybe how to get hold of a bottle. It was released to those signed up to the J Gow mailing list on Friday 10th March 2022. It will go on general release (for the remaining bottles) on Wednesday 16th March. A few bottles are going to Royal Mile Whiskies but your best chance it to try the official site for online sales at least. It is priced at £45 for a 70cl bottle. You could say that is pricy for an unaged spirit but I think we need to take into account the small scale of this release and as outlined above – the amount of work that has went into it.

    With that in mind I think we should have a dive into this unaged rum and see if it merits the £45 price tag.

    I always fJ Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020 rum review by the fat rum pirateind pouring a crystal clear spirit into the glass – knowing its not vodka slightly amusing. I often give my wife a glass to sniff (she is a vodka drinker and really not very fond of rum) and she recoils with repulsion. Which for me is always a good sign. She pretty much tried to ban J Wray and Nephew from the house on account of its pungent aroma…

    On the nose I’m getting thick, heavy, treacly molasses. It’s odd but the rum smells oily and heavy. It’s a real nose tingler. Beneath this I’m getting an almost Sugar Cane sweetness similar to an agricole or perhaps more accurately much like a Clairin from Haiti.

    There’s a grassy element, a herbal touch of pine cones. What I am noticing more and more with time in the glass though is the fruity element.

    Or more accurately the slightly fermented “dunder” like fruitiness. It’s almost Jamaican in many ways with masses of fermented pineapple, bruised almost spoilt banana and a lighter sweeter burst of raspberry and strawberry.

    It really mellows in the glass – either that or its just wrecked my nostrils……….

    I enjoy sipping unaged white rum. Not your supermarket rubbish and perhaps not your standard white “rum”. More a Clairin or a Cachaca or (especially) an unaged White Agricole Rhum. The sweet sugar cane and grassy notes really appeal. Despite this being made with molasses I am getting that kind of vibe alongside a good chunk of Jamaican funk.

    Sipped  J Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020 is obviously not your well aged, sophisticated sipping spirit. It’s not sweet and smooth as many would want….

    What it is though is a full on flavour bomb with lashings of molasses, caramel and toffee to begin with. Followed by sweeter, almost grassy notes mixed alongside some heavy fermented fruity notes – stoned fruits, pineapple, lots of pineapple, touches of banana and as you move towards the finish a sweet note of strawberry.

    The mouthfeel is thick and oily and very satisfying. It coats every inch of your mouth and leaves a big “mouthsmack” kind of feel behind.

    It’s big and quite boozy as well all the way through. As a mixer it will probably need to be used sparingly (he says nursing a huge rum and coke made with it) or it might well blow your head off.J Gow Wild Yeast Series NMO 2020 rum review by the fat rum pirate

    There have been some really good unaged white rums come out of Scotland over the past few years in the shape of Ninefold and Sugar House. Nothing though has been bottled at this kind of ABV.

    It certainly works and whilst Scotland might not be the best place in the world for ageing rum or producing sugar cane. In the care of a good distiller it can certainly produce an unaged product on a par with anywhere else in the world.

    Finish wise due to the intensity of flavour on the initial entry and mid palate it does stick around for a while. Nice notes of molasses and pineapple linger for a long while.

    You don’t want to try kissing the wife after a glass of this……..

  • Bacardi Anejo Cuatro Aged 4 Years

    Bacardi Anejo Cuatro Aged 4 Years Rum Review by the fat rum pirateBacardi Anejo Cuatro Aged 4 Years. Every few years (or is it months?) Bacardi seems to unveil its latest “Premium” offerings. Earlier this year Bacardi once again unveiled some new “Premium” expressions in the form of a new 8 and 10 year old rum.

    What took me by surprise was the inclusion of a new Gold rum aged for 4 years. It surprised me as it has landed right from release straight into one the UK’s largest supermarkets – ASDA.

    Not exactly the home of premium rum. Having said that ASDA – like most other Supermarkets, has hugely improved its rum selection of late. You can now pick up the likes of Mount Gay XO and Appleton 12 with your weekly shop. Something which was unheard of just a few years ago.

    Bacardi Anejo Cuatro is bottled at 40% ABV. It is currently retailing online at a shade under £25 which is the exact price it can be found for in ASDA. Bear in mind you won’t pay any P&P. They are also stocking the new 8 Year Old – which I will acquire and review soon.

    For those unfamiliar with Bacardi beyond their White Superior they are a Cuban-born rum producer. They re-located to Puerto Rico at the time of the Cuban Revolution and have been exiled ever since. They have rum producing facilities in Puerto Rico and the Bahamas. Bacardi are known for their light Latin style rums. Their rums are produced on modern multi column stills. They don’t tend to use “additives” in their core range of entry level rums but they usually add some in their more Premium efforts. Aside from their gruesome Carta Fuego (a red Spiced Rum) they do not add excessive amounts of additives. In this instance the Hydrometer tells me around 8 g/L of additives.

    I’ve reviewed most of Bacardi’s products – with varying degrees of success. Some I have really enjoyed and some have been dreadful. Although I have never spoken with Master Blender David Cid in any great detail I have heard him talk about how Bacardi can produce a heavier style of rum. To date perhaps the heaviest Bacardi rum I have tried would be the Bacardi Reserva which is most usually found in Travel Retail at Airports. Bacardi Gold/Carta Oro is fairly “boozy” as well though neither are really “heavy” rums.Bacardi Anejo Cuatro Aged 4 Years Rum Review by the fat rum pirate

    So what are Bacardi offering for the £25? Well they have went for a more contemporary bottle shape with the Anejo Cuatro – the stubby style, with a slightly angular look. I like the design and I like the bold age statement on the label. Bacardi state this is fully 4 Years Old. So will it get people to part with what can be upto £10 when the Carta Oro is on offer? Let’s put it to the test.

    In the glass Bacardi Anejo Cuatro is a “normal” golden brown colour with orange tinges.

    Upon nosing I am immediately hit by the familiar “Bacardi nose”. I have noticed similar aromas across numerous Bacardi products – entry level and more premium. It’s a sweet clove like aroma mixed with tobacco and something which reminds me, strangely of a sandy beach.

    Bacardi Anejo Cuatro is light – sweet influence of white wine, a little toffee custard and a hit of tar and some mild spicy notes with faint traces of oak.

    Nose way in comparison to the Carta Oro it is less alcohol forward – smoother around the edges. It reminds me very much of the Major Lazer Limited Edition release. Are the rums in this blend a million miles away from that rum? The rum doesn’t suggest that. Very similar. This though isn’t as good though, its got less body and flavour.

    Bacardi have advised this can be sipped and mixed. Sipping Bacardi Anejo Cuatro is not at all unpleasant. It is much less sweeter on the palate than on the nose.

    It’s fairly light and inoffensive. There is some initial sweetness – cloves and a touch of almonds alongside some brown sugar notes. This gives way to a fairly nicely oaked mid palate. It’s quite zesty and the barrel ageing is noticeable giving some really nice elegant oaked notes.

    Being a lighter rum the finish doesn’t really go very far. It quickly fades and whilst not unpleasant leaves a lingering note of tobacco as its only marker. It’s a touch thin and the standard 40% ABV is not really giving me anything to get too excited about.

    Bacardi Anejo Cuatro Aged 4 Years Rum review by the fat rum pirateMixed it doesn’t seem as punchy as the Carta Oro/Gold in terms of “boozy” notes – I don’t mind the Carta Oro as it does pack a fairly decent punch and is not expensive. It seems to have been dialled down a touch in terms of overall flavour and complexity from the Major Lazer and the Reserva releases. I can’t help feeling it has been “smoothed” out a little too much and has lost some of its character as a result.

    It makes a perfectly acceptable Rum and Cola but then again so does the Carta Oro.

    I’m confused by this release to be honest. At the same time ASDA are stocking this they are also carrying a new 8 Year Old Bacardi Reserva Ocho which is just £5 more at £30. I’m not sure who this will really appeal to.

    I just feel Bacardi are trying to re-hash the same old rums with new packaging. They aren’t offering anything truly “Premium” rums are anymore. No increase in ABV, no alternative finishes in cask other than Bourbon. No limited single cask or Pot Stills only bottlings etc, etc. Nothing just the same light and accessible rums.

    It’s safe, predictable and whilst its not “bad” rum it just has Media Friendly Unit Shifter written all over it.

    Same old, same old I’d buy the Major Lazer and the Reserva over this anytime and the new 8 to be honest for only a fiver more. Heck I’d rather pay £15 for Carta Oro when its on offer.

    Sorry Bacardi but this is the Emporers New Clothes. You can’t keep re-badging the same old rum and claiming its the new “premium”.

     

8 Comments

  1. Merry xmas Wes,
    I haven’t had any bad rums this year thanks to you. I’ve had a few sugary plantations,
    so good to see them getting a kick up the arse!

    1. Hi, where can you find info on additives? E.g
      on the bottle from Santos Dumont XO, Elixír doesnt state the amount of additives used (58g/L). I searched around on their web but found no such info. Appreciate your help. Thank you.

  2. Thanks for making that. Did you ever do a review of Bacardi packaging the 8 Anos & Querto 10 together in a wooden humidor box? I saw it last year for over $100, & my wife picked it up on clearance. I never opened it.
    Ray O’Brien
    “It’s all about the Cocktail”

  3. Your review on the plantation XO is the reason I tasted a dram 1st instead of buying the bottle and for that am grateful ?

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